Toiletry

A subdefinition of poetry. Toiletry is a version of poetry specifically dedicated to toilet topics, such as feces, urine, vomit, or other general activities that take place in a bathroom or other venues for such activities, such as sexual intercourse, lunch, laptop movies, homework, among others.



toiletry
A word used on having to attempt more than once to go to the bathroom to finish off what you have to do (usually referred to for pooping / shitting). Sometimes when you have to have a shit, it just isn't as easy as you thought it would be. You would give up and attempt to go to the toilet again. Hence, the word toilet and try combined to make the word.
Example:
I felt it comin', I really needed to go! So I went to the toilet and it turned out I needed not just 1 toiletry but 2 toiletries to get it out of me. That shit really fooled me!


Toiletry Castle
When you dump out your bathroom trash can and the residing kleenexes and toilet paper conform to the shape of the trash can.
Example:
Jim: I went to the beach and made a sand castle today, in quick fashion, too.
Steve: I stayed inside, dumped out all my bathrooms' trash bins, and made some toiletry castles in the process. Those were the culmination of four months' work though.


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