Tomlinson
by James Heffner on Sep 01, 2020 11:37:17
Someone who is obese, but
swears they’re not fat. They frequently
boast about athletic
achievements that are clearly exaggerated.
Example:
That guys a Tomlinson,
if you ask me. He always talks about running marathons, but he probably weighs
300 pounds.
Tomlinson
by Sadeem Stylinson on May 23, 2013 10:20:15
Example:
"
Everyone's jealous of
Grimmy."
"Why?"
"Because he's, like, completely Tomlinson.
Duh."
Tomlinson
by Crowdsurfer on Feb 08, 2010 02:51:06
Tomlinson
by Moonbeam111 on Feb 06, 2008 20:35:59
Tomlinson
by libtard11 on Jan 25, 2019 06:29:55
very very very very very very very very very very very cool
kid a tomlinson gets all the bitches and will be friends with
a paul
Tomlinsonism
by BojanglesTheKittyCat on Nov 29, 2020 06:18:57
The combination of
penile AND
testicular agenesis
Those with Tomlinsonism are also known to pee out of their butts and fart into the vagina of their wives to achieve
sexual satisfaction
louis tomlinson
by i hate this world on Oct 26, 2020 03:43:02
louis tomlinson
by thatlarriebitch on Jan 14, 2021 09:29:18
the SUN. the literal light of this world. the thing that lights up the sky every single morning. the man
we would all
commit arson for. the man who you can hardly understand. the man with insane
cheekbones. the man who treats his fans like old friends, like he’s known them his whole life. the man who has NOT ONE skippable song. the man we all go silent for.
Example:
a stupid MAN: what the
fvck is that ! ouch it’s hurting my eyes !!
me: oh my god THATS
LOUIS TOMLINSON !!
my king, you may now have my hand in marriage . i love you .
harry tomlinson
by larrie678 on Oct 17, 2020 15:09:31