Tool Kit Definition| Urban Word Dictionary

Tool Kit

A super-idiot. Whereas a normal idiot is a tool, a complete idiot is the entire tool kit.

Okie tool kit

by Sneaky Snyde on May 01, 2005 00:37:47

A hammer, a screwdriver, and a pair of pliers.

Example:
Elmo Luke gots two thirds of a Okie tool kit. He done lost his pliers.

Mexican Tool Kit

by markemarkmark on Jul 19, 2011 06:01:22

Plastic Wal-Mart bag with the following three tools: Channel Locks, Bailing Wire, Duct Tape.

Example:
Juan: "Oye Pedro me Coche el motor explode on me between La Paz and Cabo San Lucas. Please come help me feex it"

Pedro: "Si Juan lay me get the Mexican Tool Kit and we get her running in no time."

Okie tool kit

by Cap'n Bullmoose on Apr 23, 2005 22:21:06

A hammer, a screwdriver, and an adjustable wrench (also called a Mexican socket wrench. With these tools, an Okie can repair most malfunctions on his pickup truck.

Example:
Lennie Jim carries his Okie tool kit under the seat of his Jimmy pickup truck.

Italian tool kit

by Turkey Trot on Nov 11, 2010 08:18:00

A set of items which can be used in any fix-it applications. An Italian tool kit consists of a paint scraper, which can be used as an ice scraper, a chisel, a screw driver, a griddle cleaner, a BBQ scraper, a pry bar, a box cutter, a fly swatter. There is also a hammer which can be used like a hammer, but not usually. A hammer is used when a screwdriver is not handy or is too time-consuming. The claw end of the hammer can be used to open bottles. A wire coat hanger: This can be used to stir paint, open a locked car door, replace the car's radio antenna, clean a clogged drain, clean the vent on a clothes dryer. Electrical tape: much more precise than that old Redneck Duct tape, which BTW loses it's sticky. Electrical tape will be around for decades longer than duct tape.

Example:
"Yo, Benny! Go in the Italian tool kit and get the paint scraper, I need to open the window; I forgot my keys on the kitchen counter!

thunder mug tool kit

by wolfbait51 on May 13, 2011 15:17:17

What every toilet should have to ensure a confident and successful shit.Beside the basic toilet brush and commode plunger,a hatchet for chopping megaturds into flushable units,a pair of bar-b-que tongs for unjamming toilet paper clogs and at least one elbow length rubber glove for retrieving cell phones and wallets accidentally dropped in the toxic soup.A pair of grass clippers also comes in handy for snipping off stalled turds that come halfway out and stop and are too dense to be pinched off by sphincter action alone.

Example:
I keep my thunder mug tool kit in a bucket right beside the toilet.

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