Toyota
A giant of the automobile industry. Known for producing cars that will most likely survive the apocalypse. Parent company of lexus and scion. Once known for producing sporty and relatively inexpensive cars like the celica, celica Supra, MR2, Supra, and Sport 800, Nowadays, they are tacky, bland, and uninspiring wads of dollar-store plastic lined with tinfoil. Lexus carries out the designs for luxury sports cars (IS350, LFA, Aristo/gs300,) Think of Lexus as the brain, toyota as the chest, and scion as the ass.Toyota
Example:
Jimmy: Dude I just bought a Corolla!
Bob: No way! Awesome!
*2 weeks later*
CNN: Toyota recall total exceeds 5.3 million
Jimmy: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Jimmy: Dude I just bought a Corolla!
Bob: No way! Awesome!
*2 weeks later*
CNN: Toyota recall total exceeds 5.3 million
Jimmy: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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Toyota ...
Frequently found clogging most highways in California, and most suburban US hellholes, in that way they are kind of like Zebra Mussels.
The car your dad buys because "that guy you know" owns one.
That annoying little car blocking the center lane rolling 55mph in a 70 ... because 60mpg is just not good enough.
Older Toyotas can be recognized by the motor and frame rolling down the road without the body.
A car no one will ever write songs about.
Frequently found clogging most highways in California, and most suburban US hellholes, in that way they are kind of like Zebra Mussels.
The car your dad buys because "that guy you know" owns one.
That annoying little car blocking the center lane rolling 55mph in a 70 ... because 60mpg is just not good enough.
Older Toyotas can be recognized by the motor and frame rolling down the road without the body.
A car no one will ever write songs about.
Example:
Q: "Hey have you checked out the newest Toyota?"
A: "Yeah, it was my Taxi on the way here."
Q: "Hey have you checked out the newest Toyota?"
A: "Yeah, it was my Taxi on the way here."
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Example:
Im trying to stop this bitch but its moving foward right into that tree,BAM BITCH TOYOTA LAUCE
Im trying to stop this bitch but its moving foward right into that tree,BAM BITCH TOYOTA LAUCE
Toyota
Yet another Japanese car manufacturer. Known by ricers as God for creating the Toyota Supra. Had the movie, Fast and Furious not come out, none of these ignorant ricer kids would know shit about the Supra.
Toyota
1. A supremely reliable car of Japanese design. Formerly imported direct from Japan, now more commonly assembled in the USA.
2. Most likely any non-Honda car with over 300,000 on the odometer.
3. A vehicle with normally bland body styling, an underpowered engine, and weak acceleration that is easy on the wallet, and prettymuch indestructible.
4. A company known mostly for the Camry, that has a produced a few outstanding exceptions to itself. Namely the Celica Supra, and the Mid-Engined MR2.
5. Also sold under the Brand 'Lexus', and more recently 'Scion'.
2. Most likely any non-Honda car with over 300,000 on the odometer.
3. A vehicle with normally bland body styling, an underpowered engine, and weak acceleration that is easy on the wallet, and prettymuch indestructible.
4. A company known mostly for the Camry, that has a produced a few outstanding exceptions to itself. Namely the Celica Supra, and the Mid-Engined MR2.
5. Also sold under the Brand 'Lexus', and more recently 'Scion'.
Example:
Me: Dad, when are you going to get rid of that '73 Corona of yours?
Dad: When the engine finally dies.
Me: Let's see. The heater's broken, the trunk is rusted out, the odometer is nearly at 400,000, the radio is somewhere around a truck stop on Skykomish, and the exaust system is prettymuch useless. One day you're going to go outside, there will just be the engine sitting by it's lonely self in the driveway and it will STILL work.
During the 1980's the Toyota Camry was prettymuch a government issued car.
Me: Dad, when are you going to get rid of that '73 Corona of yours?
Dad: When the engine finally dies.
Me: Let's see. The heater's broken, the trunk is rusted out, the odometer is nearly at 400,000, the radio is somewhere around a truck stop on Skykomish, and the exaust system is prettymuch useless. One day you're going to go outside, there will just be the engine sitting by it's lonely self in the driveway and it will STILL work.
During the 1980's the Toyota Camry was prettymuch a government issued car.
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A Japanese car company that stupid brainwashed Americans think is GOD. Was actually good in the 70s to the 90s until they started discontinuing their awesome models like the Supra, MR2 and the Celica. Now it's just overrated crap that is ugly and it drives like it's made by a monkey.
Example:
Brainwashed American: Check out my new Toyota Camry! It's the best selling car in America and it will last 50 years!
Me: Shut up, you're obviously brainwashed and my new Ford Fusion is better than that Grandma car crap.
Brainwashed American: Check out my new Toyota Camry! It's the best selling car in America and it will last 50 years!
Me: Shut up, you're obviously brainwashed and my new Ford Fusion is better than that Grandma car crap.
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Example:
Neighbor A: "Wow! Is that your new Toyota?"
Neighbor B: "Sure is! What do you think?!"
Neighbor A: "...well, it's crap."
Neighbor A: "Wow! Is that your new Toyota?"
Neighbor B: "Sure is! What do you think?!"
Neighbor A: "...well, it's crap."
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To move forward without stopping. Often without concern for personal health; or when to applied to business it's to presue something while ignoring ethics.