Tugboating

The art of masturbating by looping a rope overhead, attaching one end to your junk and then pulling on the other. Mimicking the sound of a tugboat's airhorn throughout is recommended for maximum enjoyment.



Tugboating
Like the motorboat, the tugboat is the act of sticking ones face into the crevice of someone else and shaking your face back and forth. Only instead of the breasts it is in the buttocks.
Example:
Guy 1: You know Maria?
Guy 2: Big Booty Maria?
Guy 1: YEAH!
Guy 2: YEAH!
Guy 1: I was Tugboating dat' ass laaast NIGHT!
Guy 2: Respect.


Tugboating
Tugboating- v. (Tug·Boat·Een) The act of motorboating one's buttocks.
Example:
hey guhh come on ova here leme "tugboat" that ass.

I love "Tugboating" asses.


Tugboating
The act of helping a friend with a broken arm/hand, to masterbate.

Also known as a tuggy buddy.
Example:
Guy 1: man it sucks you broke your wrist on the first day of the ski trip.

Guy 2: what's worse is it's my jerking hand!

Guy 1: well just don't expect me to be tugboating you this weekend.


tugboat
An un-attractive girl that attractive girls often surround themselves with.

The mutually beneficial arrangement allows the attractive girl to have menial tasks performed for her, and make herself look more beautiful by comparison. The unattractive companion(s) get to pick up the higher quality male scraps the attractive girl draws in.

Named after a long, graceful ocean liner surrounded by several ugly, short, tugboats as she enters harbor.
Example:
"You see that corker over there? I don't stand a chance with her, but I could probably nail one of her tugboats without too much effort"


Tugboat
The act of getting a handjob while floating in any body of water, while the penis is sticking up out of the water. Upon ejaculation the recipient makes a tooting sound like a tugboat.
Example:
I got a tugboat in the pool yesterday. Toot toot


tugboat
While 2 guys are docking, a 3rd male or female uses one hand to jerk both off at the same time.
Example:
Bob: "Oh man I caught Donny and Chris docking last night. Instead of making it awkward, I just joined in and gave 'em the ol' tugboat."
(awkward silence)
Bill: "Thats weird, dude. I'm out."


tugboat
The act of passing gas in one area and unknowingly pulling the odor into another area via ones pants / skirt / under garments.
Example:
KT: "Jeesh Robbie, did you just fart in my office?"
RW: "No man, I farted outside and Tugboated into your office."
KT: "I commend you on your respect for my office."


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