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Universal

a company known for queerbaiting their fans and using false advertising strategies to reach out to LGBT+ fans.Most commonly used when describing a couple from The Pitch Perfect Franchise

Universal

by The DylINator on Oct 26, 2020 08:53:49

The OGs of American Film, the ones to release such great names like Dracula, Psycho, Intimidation of Life, Jaws, Jurassic Park, The Incredible Hulk, The Invisible Man, Freaky, The 355 and so much more, originally lead by Carl Laemmle, colead by Mark Dintenfass, along Pat Powers, David Horsley, William Swanson, Adam Kessler, Jules Brulatour, Charles Bauman and Robert H Cochrane.

The Father Carl had to sell the company during the Great Depression, but it is still being guided in good hands.

Example:
Universal is the OG of film in America. And now they have made such a big name for themselves. Even though Father Carl sold it during the Great Depression, it has been running so long, making so many great films. And yeah, Illumination is bad, I'm aware, but there is more to Universal than that, and they still release great original films to this day. Not only the Original Gangster, But In My Heart, They Are ONLY GANGSTERS, TRUE TO THE WORD!

the universe

by Panthean on Apr 24, 2008 07:11:40

possibly the BIGGEST mistake ever made period!

Example:
Hitchhiker's Guide: In the beginning, the universe was created. This made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move.

university

by believe me it happens on Feb 29, 2004 01:27:43

Once a mechanism whereby smart people could raise themselves above humble beginnings and obtain a worthwhile qualification indicating a high probability of being employable. Now a complete con to get kids with high hopes into insurmountable amounts of debt before they even think about buying a house.. then they discover that the job they trained for was entirely fictitious, and they'll have to take any job they can get. At this point, they realise they should have gone into benefit fraud and drug dealing like all their "stupid" friends, who now have houses, cars and big screen TVs.

Example:
John always did well in his school classes, and did three A-Levels and got good grades. He went to uni for three years which put him about £30,000 in debt. When he finished his course he found that his degree counted for very little, since he had no experience and the other 400 job applicants also had degrees. He took a job as a sales rep with Coca-Cola, but got fired when he went to an interview for a better job. Meanwhile the cost of living rose exponentially, and by the age of 24, John's debts stood at around £45,000. This was before he even got a mortgage. A couple of years afterwards he divorced his wife on the grounds of infidelity, but she got custody of the kids, and now he doesn't even get to see them despite paying atrocious amounts of child support. Welcome to Blair's Britain.

university

by Rapidshark112 on May 05, 2023 21:19:04

A big booze off which leaves you in debt and almost jobless.

Example:
Hey mom I'm going to university
mom: Don't get too drunk sweetheart

Universe

by OneBadAsp on Oct 21, 2006 07:29:48

All there is.

This is a flexable term, which once was used for what we now call the solar system. Later, it was used for what we call the Milky Way. Now it is used for the sum total of all the galaxies, of which appears to be about ten billion of them.

Example:
The more we learn, the larger our universe seems to get.

university

by tempestdawn on Jan 06, 2010 16:44:51

basically very expensive day care for young adults

Example:
mum: have fun at university son,and don't forget your lunch
and i don't want you playing with that john kid he's a bad influence on you. son: yes mum, can i go round and play at sam's after my class's finish . mum: yes but be home in time for dinner.

university

by TJones88 on Oct 08, 2010 08:39:30

A place u go with the sole purpose of education. Somehow, u get sidetracked and just end up drinking, getting laid, take advantage of unemployment, and writing massive amounts of research papers that have little to do with your ability to perform a job more efficiently.

Example:
"Lets go out tonight, i just go to the university tomorrow anyways".

University

by irritatedobserver on Apr 30, 2009 00:24:16

1. A respectable means of gaining knowledge and becoming more employable through hard work, therefore aiding humanity in becoming a smarter, more advanced species.

2. Something most people waste a large portion of their life at solely to save face, being that most people are thoughtless sheep who'll do whatever it takes to be accepted by society and are uninspired in general having absolutely no personal aspirations.

Example:
1. "I'm very interested in philosophy and wish to endure a life long career in the field so that I can enjoy the thought provoking concepts that are bound to surface, hence making my existence both a more enjoyable and meaningful experience."

2. "I guess I'll study philosophy... It's taught at university so whatever. My parents want me to go and people consider it prestigious so I'll spend six years of my life and 140k doing it. That'll certainly get people to think I'm smart."

university

by Fearman on Aug 03, 2007 09:07:31

Institution which, with a bit of luck, can just about manage to undo half of a percent of the damage wrought by school.

Example:
She's made it to university. There's hope for her yet.

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