UtC

Coordinated Universal Time. Same as GMT or Greenwich Mean Time. The two terms are often used loosely to refer to time kept on the Greenwich meridian (longitude zero), five hours ahead of Eastern Standard Time. UTC is the basis for the worldwide system of civil time. This time scale is kept by time laboratories around the world, including the U.S. Naval Observatory, and is determined using highly precise atomic clocks. The International Bureau of Weights and Measures makes use of data from the timing laboratories to provide the international standard UTC which is accurate to approximately a nanosecond (billionth of a second) per day. The length of a UTC second is defined in terms of an atomic transition of the element cesium under specific conditions, and is not directly related to any astronomical phenomena.



UTC
Acronym: Up The Crack.

descriptor added to the word "pants", as in "UTC pants".

Used by perving males in reference to females with a great ass wearing tight fitting slacks or pants (not jeans) that are pulled up tight around the butt crack so you can see the VPL and, from the front, a potentially major display of Camel Toe.
Example:
Me (from behind dark shades): "mate, check out the blondie over there in the UTC pants."

Anthony (putting down sandwich): "oh yesss. and from the lack of VPL i would say she's wearing her friday night lucky thong...."


UTC
Abbreviation for "Under the Crown", meaning to print a number indicating a certain amount of money under the crown of a bottle of beer or something as a way to boost outlet sales. In order to cash these crowns, you need to collect and return them to the Brewery, though this is usually done by sales people instead of the restaurant owners or beer dealers themselves.
Example:
A:San Miguel launched a $0.5 UTC promotion in Guangzhou.


UTC
Coordinated Universal Time. The civil standard of marking universal time; formerly known as Greenwich Mean Time (GMT), then Zulu Time (ZT). Universal time is denoted in 24 hour format, usually omitting the colon: 1432 (14:32) = 2:32 p.m. Coordinated Universal Time is marked either as UTC or Z (for Zulu)
Example:
The Olympics Opening Ceremonies will air on television starting at 1530 UTC.

or

The Olympics Opening Ceremonies will air on television starting at 1530Z


The Leigh UTC
This Shit school was run by 5 sixth formers who was known throughout the skl more than Maddison beer. There was 5 of those utter legends and they each played their own roles. The leader went from class clown to Mr popular over the summer holidays and went on to create his legacy he made sure everyone knew he was boss and took the biggest lads in the skl and gave em a beat down outside in the streets a prime example of that is Ryan neve and to this day those streets are still named after him 02s ENDZ. Then there was 'X1' the right hand man the best looking of them all who did even more crazier shit than chris brown when he slapped dat bitch. Matt Funniest in the year group and made his name by beating certain man up outside the co-op if they pissed him off in lessons another prime example of this is Joshua. Harvey big lad got held back into their year group when hes 18 a giant with muscles but was the nicest bloke u could ever meet. Then last but not least Elliot An all round legendary guy who is funny and takes shit from nobody and made the classes more entertaining than any piers morgan debate.
Example:
The Leigh UTC is a legendary Place for Bants


The Leigh UTC
This Shit school was run by 5 sixth formers who was known throughout the skl more than Maddison beer. There was 5 of those utter legends and they each played their own roles. The leader went from class clown to Mr popular over the summer holidays and went on to create his legacy he made sure everyone knew he was boss and took the biggest lads in the skl and gave em a beat down outside in the streets a prime example of that is Ryan neve and to this day those streets are still named after him 02s ENDZ. Then there was 'X1' the right hand man the best looking of them all who did even more crazier shit than chris brown when he slapped dat bitch. Matt Funniest in the year group and made his name by beating certain man up outside the co-op if they pissed him off in lessons another prime example of this is Joshua. Harvey big lad got held back into their year group when hes 18 a giant with muscles but was the nicest bloke u could ever meet. Then last but not least Elliot An all round legendary guy who is funny and takes shit from nobody and made the classes more entertaining than any piers morgan debate.
Example:
The Leigh UTC is a legendary Place for Bants


ENL UTC
The ENL UTC is the worst school in Scunthorpe and no one should go to it as it is unfair to certain year groups for no apparent reason, accepts way too many students, and then the teachers cry about the corridors being overcrowded, won't do shit about students vaping and smoking outside of school also shitty unqualified teachers. Don't forget the current (2022-2023) absolutely feral year 9s and the fact they pay their sixth formers to sit on their phones for an hour when they are meant to be tutoring kids (who are about to do their GCSEs, fairly important exams I think). Trust me on all of these as I am an alumni of this school.
Example:
Man 1: "Hey bro I think I'll go to the ENL UTC as Engineers are needed in modern society!"
Man 2, giving Man 1 good advice: "Bro, bro don't bother, I heard you can barely walk in the corridors as they're that small."
Seriously, do not go to the ENL UTC.


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