Simply put: Trash. Well, They do have some good
top ten music previews, but all of their reality shows are
pure trash. most of the people on the shows act like they live in the urban/uptown areas or are from a completely different country (
imports). In most of the shows like
rock of love,
I love money and
charm school, they often have the following in common:
-stupid, territorial, woman with big boobs in low cut/skin tight shirts/skirts (see trashy or ghetto).
-rich male hosts who are often players and music producers (not many people know them though). They often enjoy it when the girls they are hosting with fight and then toss them away when they no longer can get any in between episodes.
-TV Time
-The
cliche's: "I'm so confused", "I'm here to win", "I will do everything I can to make you feel better", "Time to be exposed", "I dunno what im gonna do", "I really wanna get to know (insert host name here)", "omg
im going home tonight", "she/he should go home", "I'm not here for friends," or "I'm here for (insert host name here)".
-rap/music producers who host the shows suck sooo bad.
-All the people on the shows have a fake "username" describing their personality.
-Unnecessary profanity? (probably to make it seem real)
-Little "shocker cutscenes" that appear every time someone says an offensive line or pun.
-Fighting, but ONLY between woman (the guys on the shows like I love money never fight)
-Lot's of alcohol trashed up to look like expensive wine.
-Most of the shows have the word "of love" in it and the titles look like they were made in photoshop.
-Are interchangeable with each other and often trade characters
-Everyone is forces to live together in a mansion of some sort... Of course for more drama given that they are only supplied limited resources.
Example:
-Guy 1: Turns to VH1
-Guy 2: "Ugh dude not again..."
-Guy 1: "What's wrong with VH1"
-Guy 2: "Dude it's fake. Everyone on that channel has an IQ of a squirrel and the chicks look like rejected
imports from my old playboy magazine. You know those 'dating' shows are based off of
Polygamy right?"
-Guy 2: "Woah dude omg! Check out that girls boobs!
I'd tap that!"
-Guy 1: "Nevermind... I'ma go get something out of the fridge. You want somethin?"
-Guy 2: "Yeah just hand me my bag of nuts from that tree in our yard. I saved them from last spring!!!"