Van
Vans are the coolest mother fuckers ever to walk the face of this planet. Vans are cool, smart, and funny as hell. Vans are strong, sexy, and
hansom as the devil. Vans are jacks of all trades (Meaning that they are good at everything but masters of nothing). They are also incredible athletes. They can play any sport and they normally make it into the pros. Vans are also very good, reliable friends and they always have your back. Vans are also clutch masters and normally do amazing things without trying. They also seen to always have a
fascination with destruction or explosions. Vans can be cocky but are always humble in the end. They love music. Vans never stop
cracking jokes. No matter the situation, you can count on them to lighten the mood. Vans are legends, but don’t mistake them for being myths because they are 100% legit.
Van
by A. Wiseman on Feb 21, 2019 10:25:28
A superior being of the
multiverse. He feeds of the laughter of his peers and uses the energy in the most efficient way. He is the creator and
ruler of the universe and will forever be the peak of evolution. Nothing is more powerful than it, and it demands a sacrifice ever
11th of September
Van
by Bridget the Widget on Feb 04, 2010 00:15:15
A very rare kind of lover.He knows instinctively what the partner needs and gets right to it.He has a gentle side to him ,yet is a very
macho man.He kisses like a god.His touch coaxes any woman in
submission.He has a
sexy ass.
Van
by Lolliepuff on Dec 01, 2014 14:35:29
Van
by Littlemlg on Feb 27, 2017 01:34:07
He is a person who is not sporty he plays basketball but sucks at it he loves girls that names start with Ms and he loves chicken raw who loves
the rush of killing
chickens every girl wants him but when they date him they find out he loves to kill chickens he had a friend named Timmy who was in a relationship but he killed him. There are a lot of words to describe him but the best one is
sex offender
Example:
Person 1: ohhh he is so hot person 2 he is a chicken killer
sex offender sorry person 1 but he is so cute I don't care I'm dating him person 2 whatever Van on ya getting them girls haha person 1 ahhh he is killing chickens
byeeee
Van
by van the man on Mar 05, 2017 13:40:20
Van the Man part 3
Van’s proudest moment of Greek culture is this
historical reference; A Greek and Italian were arguing over who had the superior culture. The Greek says, "We invented sex!" The Italian replies, "That is true, but it was the Italians who introduced it to women."
Although Van may cry at the fact that 100% just isn’t good enough, cry at the fact that there are better surfers in the world than him, all that Jimi Hendrix will always disgust him for even trying to bother to play his music, there are two words that will always sum up Van – the man.
Van
by Prettymuchaplum on Oct 05, 2019 01:29:15
Van is a hard working mum and avoids
the shoe like
the plague. Her name is often short for Vanessa, because she hates that name for herself. Often a brunette and
self conscious but beautiful. She has a strong opinion and loves all her kids.
Van
by Not TOD on Jul 15, 2006 04:07:29
1. Noun. A
hypothetical place that entails
sexual activity, often repeated to your friends the next day.
2. Verb.
Sexual activity, often repeated to your friends the next day.
3. Question. The questioning of one's sexual activity the previous night. Only one word necessary. Works well with
text messaging.
4. Prefix. The begining of any word that you would want to associate with sexual activity.
Example:
1. Yo man, I took her to the VAN last night!
2. Dude, we
VANned like
Cubans last night!
3. Bro #1: VAN? Bro #2: VAN!
4. This fall, when we go to all those
weddings, its going to be a great VANtember and VANtober!
Van
by HRSHUVNSTUFF on Feb 10, 2010 12:12:24
Van
by status on Jul 10, 2006 19:31:55