Vaseline

The world's most effective antidepressant. Unfortunately only seems to work well for males.



Vaseline
1. n: Lubricant, used to make your teeth shiny and gums or lips healthy.
2. v: To rub someone the wrong way.
3. n: Great addition to toast.
4. n: Other lubricant uses, others on the site got to explain that already.
5. n/adj: A suave gent.
Example:
1. A vaseline smile is a tasty smile.
2. Bank Robberies have a way of vseline-ing innocent citizens, especially bankers.
3. Kathy: I'll give you toast if you take me shopping.
Terrance: No!
Kathy: The toast has a wonderful spread of vaseline.
Terrance: Get your jacket, I'll grab the toast.
4. Vaseline for jacking off is just "whack".
5. 'Terrance' mentioned above in Example 3 is quite vaseline-ish when it comes to his toast, dampened with vaseline.


Vaseline
1. n: Lubricant, used to make your teeth shiny and gums or lips healthy.
2. v: To rub someone the wrong way.
3. n: Great addition to toast.
4. n/adj: A suave gent.
Example:
1. A vaseline smile is a tasty smile.
2. Bank Robberies have a way of vseline-ing innocent citizens, especially bankers.
3. Kathy: I'll give you toast if you take me shopping.
Terrance: No!
Kathy: The toast has a wonderful spread of vaseline.
Terrance: Get your jacket, I'll grab the toast.
4. 'Terrance' mentioned above in Example 3 is quite vaseline-ish when it comes to his toast, dampened with vaseline.


No vaseline
The act of delivering honest personal assessment, without any soft peddling ; To deliver bad news directly and without sugar coating;usually with some measure of satisfaction;
Example:
"You know I'm your best friend so I'm going to give it to you with no Vaseline- you are an asshole" ; " I just found out about the bank account , and I'm going to give it to you with no Vaseline- we're broke". I got the results of your tests back, and here it is with no Vaseline -you failed"


No Vaseline
A diss track made by Ice Cube aimed at his former band mates from N.W.A. and their manger, Jerry Heller. After shots where taken at him in the songs "100 Miles and Runnin'" "Real Niggaz" "A Message to B.A" and "Alwayz Into Somthin". The song samples the first 7 seconds, and the baseline of the 1970's song "Dazz" for its instrumental. Various lines from the song such as "You lookin' like straight bozos, I saw it comin', that's why I went solo" and "Get rid of that devil real simple, put a bullet in his temple!" has made this track, and "Hit Em' Up" by Tupac widely regarded as the best/strongest diss tracks.
Example:
"It ain't my fault, one nigga got smart, and they rippin' your asshole apart. By takin' your green, oh yeah, The Villain does get fucked with No Vaseline." - Ice Cube


No Vaseline
Being screwed over in a really bad way by another person or organisation
Example:
Liam : hey Phil , wondering how court went today? Cant be that bad as you were only working on a roof without scaffolding.
Phil: To be honest Liam I got fucked with no vaseline and they didnt even have the courtesy to give me a reach around
Neil: Really! What's did you get
Phil: £2000 fine 6 month suspended prison sentence and 250 hours community service

Liam: Fuck me, my mate only got 80hrs community service for smacking a copper and a paramedic, hope your arsehole isn't too sore , no vaseline in that courtroom.

Phil: thanks mate, it hurts when I take a poo, doctor thinks it will take 250hrs before the ring stingwill go away.


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