Visitivity

Visitivity comes from the show 'How I Met Your Mother' said by Barney Stinson. It's a cross between two words, vision and creativity. It's used as a possession.



visiting
Term used on gay dating apps by men who are in a location for a short time and have the ultimate goal of hooking up.
Example:
Hi, I'm visiting town for the night and was seeing if you'd want to hang out.


Dick-visit
When a female comes over to your home strictly for but not limited to the interaction with a mans penis, or "Street Cannon" as David Burns has coined it.
Example:
David: Hey Seth, do you want to come over tonight and throw eggs at passing vehicles from the roof of my apartment complex?

Seth: I can't tonight. Christina is coming over for a Dick-visit.


Turdjugal Visit
A hook up strictly for an ass hammering session of vigorous anal sex.
Example:
Oh he came over last night for a turdjugal visit. I took 8 before I had to tap out.

Thanksgiving is just around the corner. All the family will be here and I can expect my uncle will want to have a turdjugal visit with me during halftime.

My grades improved after offering my professor an occasional turdjugal visit.

The old lady got a little drunk and horny last night so I got a turdjugal visit. She been on the shitter all day trying to snap a plug.


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