Vista
Microsoft's suicide attempt, after years of grueling research Microsoft's top engineers determined that combining extremely expensive OS prices, too many damn versions with all except ultimate being crippled in some way, shitty compatibility, an OS with a "pretty GUI" resulting in a resource black hole which in turn cost people more money to upgrade only to discover that despite upgrading to the largest amount of memory and most expensive Processor, that due to it's being modeled on black hole physics their computers are no faster than before, they also made sure to make it difficult to use and find things, included a user agony and cruelty infliction system(commonly known as
UAC), and decided that to truly piss off admins that even when running as administrator you aren't truly administrator.
Vista
by Joseph Cole on May 27, 2018 03:47:00
Vista is
a funny, thick, pretty & caring person. She might be a annoying but if you get to know her well you’ll see she’s great. Vista’s will treat her boyfriend with respect and love. If you ever meet a Vista,
hold on to her and don’t
let go.
Example:
Person 1- Do you have
a friend like Vista?
Person 2- No, i wish.
Person 1-
You should find one.
Person 2-Thats gonna be really hard, but i’
ll try.
Vista
by DavidLeeRoth on Jul 29, 2005 16:18:58
Surpassing XP, Vista will be the world's largest and most powerful computer virus. It's Codename is Longhorn, and it is manufactured by the Beast of
Redmond aka Microsoft. It will try to lure people in to buying the overly priced piece of shit by stealing transparancy ideas from Mac OSX and making secure command lines similar to Linux. It will only work with certain "security enabled" monitors, so most home users will have to upgrade (again) and some notebook users will be fucked. I have a
AMD 64 3200+ with 2 gigs of ram and an 80 gb
HDD and I am still running
Win2k, although
Debian is my main weapon of choice. Vista is already undergoing numerous trademark lawsuits, and it will be replacing
NTFS with WinFS, which means support for the
FAT's may decline.
Example:
late 2006/ early 2007
Me: What's that cd you
haave there?
noob:
Windows Vista.
Me: What is your primary computer use?
noob: h4xorng!!!!!!!!!!! and web surfing. t3h 1337.
Me: *breaks CD*. You will be fine with this. *Hands him win3.11 cd.
noob:
N0!!!!!!!!!!!
Vista
by David Blomstrom on Mar 03, 2007 18:33:35
noun...
1) Microsoft's latest - and perhaps last - major operating system upgrade (unless you count its legendary "service packs" as upgrades)
2) A not so clever copy of
Apple Mac's operating system
3) The latest evidence that Bill Gates is losing his grip on sanity
4) A bizarre suicidal move that may be
recalled by future generations as "
Hasta la Vista, Microsoft"
verb...
1) To self-destruct
2) To copy another software program
Example:
noun...
The
Seattle Mafia may celebrate Vista, but most people around the world regard it as a mechanical version of George W. Bush.
verb...
Bill Gates: Shall we Vista another Mac program, or shall we try our hand at
innovation this time around?
Vista
by mkanet on Mar 06, 2008 05:27:52
This is used to describe any computer-based software which is poorly designed; with countless software bugs and
poor performance in general. Particularly inherent to this quality is the
software company's inability to fix reproducible software bugs on a timely basis or even acknowledge them; furthermore, shifting the blame on
3rd party software developers for the problems seen in the software.
Vista
by The Anonymouse on Aug 23, 2008 04:02:41
An OS made by Microsoft that has more errors and malfunctions than
XP, their previous OS, but can be set to be cooler-looking (although chances are that your
graphics card won't be able to run MS Word with the
transparency and stuff turned on).
It would be better than
Leopard in terms of what it can do, if it could only do those things without crashing as much as it does. Whether or not it's prettier than Leopard is debatable, but it doesn't really matter, because it's a computer program, not a piece of art. It really comes down to this: if you have a LOT patience, get Vista. If you don't want to actually do things with your computer, get Leopard. Of course, the choice is really this: get something pretty, like Vista or Leopard, or get something that works, i.e. XP.
Example:
Ted: Hey, I just got Vista today. It's got
pretty colors.
Fred: I have
OSX. It's like Vista, except it doesn't crash.
Jack: I have
XP. I can do things with it, AND it doesn't crash when I do.
Ted: Well... Are your windows transparent?
Jack: No, but I can open them without crashing my computer.
Fred: Is your monitor 42" and pretty? Does it contain your, uh,
vidja card, and C-poo?
Jack: No, my monitor fits through doorways, and I can upgrade my computer.
Vista
by Charles Butler on Jul 25, 2005 06:05:46
Example:
Windows (L)User:"Hey Dude, After using
XP for so long I can't wait to experience Vista!"
Linux User:"It's still going to be Shit; You should use Linux."
Windows (L)User:"But Microsoft Vista Is gonna have
neato things like "Virtual Folders", whatever those are. Sounds Technical! I want to use it."
Linux User:"...WTF? STFU!"
Vista
by bjz on Aug 20, 2009 08:22:21
When Bill Gates went batshit. See useless.
Honestly, this pile of shite won't run for longer than 10 minutes without crashing or
dimming your screen for a window that says "OMG YOU JUST MOVED YOUR MOUSE ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT TO DO THIS". NOTHING is compatible with it. Unless you have shitloads of ram and an epic processor, stick with XP. IF you have shitloads of ram and an epic processor, stick with XP. Also, stfu
linux fanboys, where's your .
exe's? ;) INSTALL FROM THE COMMAND LINE, LEET
Example:
Person 1 (Fanboy): OMG LOOK AT HOW
SLEEK AND AMAZING
VISTA IS
Person 2 (Common sense): It looks nice but it's unreliable as fuck.
Person 1 (Fanboy): STFU ITS AMAZING IT CAME OUT AFTER
XP SO IT MUST BE GOOD.
Person 2 (Common sense): No, it's useless.