Vivaldi

Has very good dick for only one person.



Vivaldi
The act of plucking a girl's pubic hair like smooth handcrafted strings of a '700 rare Stradivari violin. Conduct the various movements with your penis (no hands allowed) for best results.
Example:
Reginald: "Hey man, where is this beautiful symphonic music coming from?"

Harvey: "Classic. Osvald is giving Ursula a well tempered Vivaldi"


Vivaldi
A horrible composer during the Baroque period. Followed all the rules of theory and had little to no melodic significance.
Example:
Lame musician: Hey, i can play a bunch of 16th note runs, arent i cool now?

Intelligent musician: No, anyone can play scales and arpeggios. Go play something with a melody why don't ya?


Shostakovich's violin concerto is better than Vivaldi's. Why? cuz Shosty's is hard to play and has a melody. Vivaldi just stuck a bunch of notes from a key togeth and called it "Four Seasons."


VIVALDY@MNN
Any work place manager who used corrupt methods to disparage co-workers...who thinks "all white people" came on the nina, the pinta and the santa maria...a racist work place manager with little or no talent and a flare to have his work "ghost written" because he can't write. A manager with no high school diploma and a shady crooked past....a Vivaldy.
Example:
Vivaldy likes to write up employees with a "2 in 1" strike letters.....the 3rd strike is "Your fired!"


Vivaldi
A very charming and charismatic person. He can steal your bitch with one foul swoop. Thy shall never disrespect Vivaldi without consequences. He can be the best friend, boyfriend, fuck buddy, or the worst enemy. Nothing ever goes as planned in this accursed world.
Example:
Hey you know Vivaldiā€™s in town!


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