Would you like a poppadom?
A common phrase used by white waiters in an Indian restaurant that is spoken in an Indian accent for a bit of authenticity.
Would you like a game?
Used to inquire about whether one would agree to accept a duel via Xbox. Usually Madden 04' or NBA 2K4. Coined by Dawood Dagna (Babson 05'). Not to be confused with kick ass rapper THE GAME.
Example:
FacetedIntellect: Would you like a game?TDanza924: Fuck off, I am going to bed. There will be no game.
FacetedIntellect: Would you like a game?TDanza924: Fuck off, I am going to bed. There will be no game.
would you like dessert
the annoying question that the waiter/waitress asks you after your meal at a restaurant, when they actually imply: "would you like your check" because they are afraid to ask "would you like your check"
Example:
waiter: would you like dessert now?
customer: NO just give me my goddamn check and stop pretending that i don't know what you mean
waiter: would you like dessert now?
customer: NO just give me my goddamn check and stop pretending that i don't know what you mean
would you like a spoon
said to someone for purposes of randomosity. Would you like a spoon is a completely random comment used to confuse people to death.
Example:
Me:alrite mate
someone: Alrite, how ya doin?
Me: Im alrite thanks, would you like a spoon?
Someone: Blarg i am dead
Me:alrite mate
someone: Alrite, how ya doin?
Me: Im alrite thanks, would you like a spoon?
Someone: Blarg i am dead
Would you like a glass of WATTAA
Simple game in which one person will say Would you like a glass of....When saying WATTTAAA the person will make it sound like a bruce lee soundFX and hit the other person in the chest.
would you like to go for coffee
Example:
No. No I wouldn't.
No. No I wouldn't.
Would you like French fries with that?
Example:
In Stratford-upon-Avon, the line most often used by drama school graduates is "To be, or not to be: that is the question," but in Los Angeles it's "Would you like French fries with that?"
In Stratford-upon-Avon, the line most often used by drama school graduates is "To be, or not to be: that is the question," but in Los Angeles it's "Would you like French fries with that?"
Would you like to take a survey
would you like a cookie or a medal?
something you say to someone when you dont care but you were raped in the ear by someone that told you the stupid story in the first place
Example:
JJ: Hey Aaron i just got the new mega man game
Aaron: Good for you would you like a cookie or a medal?
JJ: A medal that is shaped like a cookie
JJ: Hey Aaron i just got the new mega man game
Aaron: Good for you would you like a cookie or a medal?
JJ: A medal that is shaped like a cookie