Wal-Mart

A chain of oversized superstores mostly found in the Southern USA, known for driving local stores out of businesses, selling poorly-made goods (especially clothing) made by third-world slave labor, using a gawdy image of shallow, phony patriotism and flag-waving, and contributing to urban sprawl. A major competitor to golf courses in wasting valuable land which could be used for farming and housing.



Wal-Mart
1. Something like a whore house, because if you go there and spend your money you're guaranteed to get fucked.

2. A place which is sometimes accused of sending jobs to other countries, but in reality it's the number one employer in the Dark Pits of Hell.

3. A store that pays for 30 cash registers to be installed and then turns around and leaves 20 of them closed.

4. How Sam Walton chose to say "Fuck You" to America.
Example:
Wal-Mart sells everything, including its own soul!


Wal-Mart
1) Prices so low that any business within a ten kilometer radius will inevitably board up and shut down.
2) THE place to meet hillbillies and rednecks, since everything is cheap and low quality along with a McDonald's RIGHT INSIDE so you can get cheap ass fat.
3) Longest lineups, rudest people, underappreciated employees, and huge tightwads who bitch that they can't return a $3 shoe. ie Successful business.
Example:
Wal-Mart again? C'mon, aren't there other places where we pay more to NOT see 40 year-old fatass tightwads paying with $3 cheques?


Wal-Mart
Verb found in alien cookbook to serve man- cause of rising stock prices, sedation and weight gain of local population in US and China, and utter destruction of all critical thinking.
Example:
1)Wal-Mart for twenty years or until meat is about to fall off the bone.
2)We were going to repair the washing machine but figured why not Wal-Mart it.


Wal-Mart
Sole hick hangout of any small town in Oklahoma. On a given friday night, you'll will be either at the crappy football team's home game, Wal-Mart, or if you're a druggie, the nasty old skating rink. You can a) get drugs, b) watch two hillbillies fight, c) watch the football team lose again, simultaneously losing what little faith you had for your team, or d) buy food/ watch all the hick people and run into someone else that has stayed in this ghetto town, in lieu of going to college and getting a life. There're just so many options. NOT!
Example:
hicks Oklahoma Wal-Mart


Wal-Mart
Founded by Sam Walton, Wal-Mart is a discount retailer that sells generic clothes, food, electronics and just about everything else. Instead of finding Adidas shoes at Wal-Mart, they will have shoes that look similar to Adidas with a similar-looking logo. Instead of Adidas the shoes will be called ABCheetahs or something. Or instead of Nike, Wal-Mart will carry a generic brand called Hike (again, with a similar looking logo as Nike). This is so poor kids can pretend to wear the same clothes as the richer kids and feel the same pride as them. This, of course, is the greatest flaw to discount retailing. It has only made countless people the target of discrimination and teasing.
Example:
Cool Kid: Hey, Josh. Cool Nikes. Oh, wait--those aren't Nikes. What does that say? Hike? Dude, your family shops at Wal-Mart! You're dead at recess. Heh-heh-heh.

Josh: (Gulp) I thought I might fool people for at least one day.


Wal-Mart
(verb) Returning something that has broken or quit working a few months after purchase, whether one purchased it from Wal-Mart of not. This is due to Wal-Mart's return policy of don't ask, don't tell.
Example:
I totally Wal-Marted that vacuum after it clogged up and quit working on me.

Wal-Mart didn't take back the steam cleaner I bought after if died, so I bought a new one, threw the old one in the new box and returned it.

I needed a remote for just a day, so I bought one and Wal-Marted it the next day.


Wal-Mart
A very, very depressing place to be.
There are many terrible things about Wal-Mart, and I'm, just going to say a few.
A: They censor their CD's. It's incredibly annoying.

B: It's quite easy to smell several different kinds of smoke on most of their employees. (I was declined a comment when I asked about that.)

C: The occurrence of collisions between shopping carts and Mini-Vans has been increasing steadily in the Midwest. You would think that they might at least shorten the pot-breaks for the cart people a little bit.

D: The employees seem to blame you for everything, for example...:
"My daughter got an abortion because of YOU!"
"I bet Bush won the election because of YOU!"
"I got pregnant because of YOU!"

E. A crapload of the male employees have hit on my 53-year-old mother. I find that rather disturbing.

Wal-Mart = The ultimate Ghetto-Mart.
See also: hell
Example:
Don't take your kids to Wal-Mart.
Because Jesus told you not to.


Wal-Mart
1) One of the largest corporations in America that aims for the working class and sells everything at ridiculously low rates.

2) One of the very large reasons why small town economies are dying.

3) The next ruler of Western Civilization...before China.
Example:
2 Years later, Wal-Mart opens banking opertunities in their stores. Wait... They already have banking opportunities! :O

5 years later, Wal-Mart turns every regular store to a Super-Center, and ever Super-Center, a Mega-Center

10 years later, a Wal-Mart store opens ni every country- including the third world countries where they make their crap.

20 years later, every business was bought-out by Wal-Mart.

25 years later, Wal-Mart lobbyists take over the United States government.

50 years later, Wal-Mart lobbied the UN.

Thank you freedom. >.<


Wal-Mart
Corporation bent on world-domination.
Example:
"I'm not anti-corporate. I'm just anti-Wal-Mart. I heard about some nasty things they do to other jobs which ultimately drive them out of business. After I learned that, I had a great disrespect for Wal-Mart."
-me


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