Welcome to the Internet

Have a look aroundAnything that brain of yours can think of can be foundWe've got mountains of contentSome better, some worseIf none of it's of interest to you, you'd be the firstWelcome to the internetCome and take a seatWould you like to see the news or any famous women's feet?There's no need to panicThis isn't a test, hahaJust nod or shake your head and we'll do the restWelcome to the internetWhat would you prefer?Would you like to fight for civil rights or tweet a racial slur?Be happyBe hornyBe bursting with rageWe got a million different ways to engageWelcome to the internetPut your cares asideHere's a tip for straining pastaHere's a nine-year-old who diedWe got movies, and doctors, and fantasy sportsAnd a bunch of colored pencil drawingsOf all the different characters in Harry Potter fucking each otherWelcome to the internetHold on to your socks'Cause a random guy just kindly sent you photos of his cockThey are grainy and off-puttingHe just sent you moreDon't act surprised, you know you like it, you whoreSee a man beheadedGet offended, see a shrinkShow us pictures of your childrenTell us every thought you thinkStart a rumor, buy a broomOr send a death threat to a boomerOr DM a girl and groom herDo a Zoom or find a tumor in yourHere's a healthy breakfast optionYou should kill your momHere's why women never fuck youHere's how you can build a bomb



welcome to the internet
A phrase used in online forums, news pages, social networks, when someone sees some old-as-dirt thing on the internet for the first time and is very excited to share it with everyone else.
Example:
ZOMG! Check out this grape stomp video! This lady's stomping grapes and falls and hurts herself! It's freakin' hilarious!

Yeah, welcome to the internet.


Welcome to the Internet
1. It is a song by Bo Burnham
2. It could also be used to reply to stupid comments, normally on YouTube.
Example:
¹ Person 1: Welcome to the Internet
Person 2: Have a look around

² Person 1: Omg guys stop using the 🤓 emoji it's so annoying!!!
Person 2: Welcome to the Internet!


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