Wetzel's
An unanticipated split in a male's stream of urine occurring as a result of excess semen in the urethra produced in a previous instance of masturbation or sexWetzel
Wetzel
A one legged killer gnome, who kills with his single red tap shoe. Its an old camper story. A tale from the Catskill Mountains. He also hexes people with hexzels. The GTC is associated with him often.
wetzel
a total fucked up freak
wetzell
One who lacks companions of his own age. Looking for acceptance, a Wetzell will usually join a masculant/homosexual sport and will be terrible at it.
Example:
Who's that kid? Is he wrestling?
Ya, hes pretty bad.
Does he have friends?
Probably not.
What a wetzell.
Who's that kid? Is he wrestling?
Ya, hes pretty bad.
Does he have friends?
Probably not.
What a wetzell.
Koe Wetzel
A man with a beautiful voice and great cutoff jeans. This man also drinks literally every day of his life.
Example:
Guy 1: Dude I wanna live a carefree life
Guy 2: like Koe Wetzel?
Guy 1: Hell yeah like Koe Fucking Wetzel!
Guy 1: Dude I wanna live a carefree life
Guy 2: like Koe Wetzel?
Guy 1: Hell yeah like Koe Fucking Wetzel!
Wetzel pretzel
Pulling a Wetzel
Wetzels Pretzel
An accidental sex-position that occurs when two people are beginning sexual intercourse and both individually try to begin with a different sex position, resulting in a miscommunication and a awkward tangled mess, instead of sex.
Example:
Due to their misfortunate lack of communication in the bedroom, Will and Kristina found themselves in an totally awkward Wetzels Pretzel, instead of the hot, steamy intercourse that they both desired.
Due to their misfortunate lack of communication in the bedroom, Will and Kristina found themselves in an totally awkward Wetzels Pretzel, instead of the hot, steamy intercourse that they both desired.