What the actual

It is a way of showing your big dick to other men. ''What the actual'' could take the place of ''Why am I such a fucking faggot''.



what the ACTUAL fuck?
Take a standard "What the fuck?", multiply by a level of disbelief or incredulity, and then you have "What the ACTUAL fuck?".
Example:
Someone parks in two spaces, you exclaim "What the ACTUAL fuck?",
Someone gets up in your face, you shout "What the ACTUAL fuck?".


What the actual fuck?
An expression of surprise or confusion used when what the fuck is insufficient to convey the magnitude of the situation. The increasingly flippant use and associated devaluation of the query 'what the fuck?' has necessitated the creation a more heart-felt derivative.
Example:
"What the actual fuck are you doing?"

"Have you seen Russell's beard yet?"
"Yeah... what the actual fuck?"


What the actual fuck, dude
Generally used to imply shock that the previous person has posted something either outrageously distasteful or outrageously off topic.
Example:
Someone: "I'm glad something bad happened"
Me: "What the actual fuck, dude"


what in the actual fuck
First coined by Danish writer Søren Kierkegaard, a technical philosophical phrase, employed primarily in metaphysical and existentialist discourses, to draw a sharp distinction between actual fucks and merely potential fucks.
Example:
Person online: I would like to express an opinion on which reasonable minds may differ.
SK: what in the ACTUAL fuck
Twitter: omg all the rts


what in the actual factual
1. A phrase to be used when perplexed by anything, miniscule or otherwise.

2. A proclaim of confusion.
Example:
1. Return from break and walk into a clusterf*ck/shitshow!: "What in the actual factual....?"
2. Trying to fix something and you can't figure out how it goes back together OR unable to comprehend how something operates even from a basic standpoint: "What in the actual factual?"


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