Whole Foods

A place where you can be served great-tasting, varied, organic food and upper-middle class pretension in equal measure.



Whole Foods
An upscale market catering to those seeking "all natural" and organic foods--as well as a unique shopping experience. The customer service is pretty good. Whole Foods is a bit pricey, but their "365" brand items are reasonable. The Prepared Foods hot bar is an awesome place to lunch at.
Example:
Dude, I just had lunch at Whole Foods--the mushroom lasagna--and now I'm just about broke


Whole Foods
The semi-organic grocery store for hippies and yuppies.
Example:
Yuppie: I drive my Volvo to Whole Foods every weekend so I can spare no expense in having the purest fresh produce.

Hippie: I shop at Whole Foods so I can buy peanut butter in biodegradable containers.


Whole Foods
Not all hippies or self proclamed \"hippies\" eat whole foods, not all people who eat whole foods are hippy, vegetarian freeks. Whole foods is not a group of people.

Whole Foods are fruits, vegetables, legumes, grains that have not been processeed or their nature tampered with in any way. Whole foods have a greater amount of vitamins, minerals and enzymes because they have not been removed from processing. Examples: apples, broccoli, whole wheat rice, garlic cloves. Not frozen peas, canned tomatos, dehydrated peaches.
Example:


whole foods
An adjective used to describe an action or statement that has the quality of being organic, artisanal, and sustainable; saying or doing something in an organic, artisanal, and/or sustainable way; behaving in an all-natural way.
Example:
Statement: “I think all clothes should be machine washed cold because it’s better for the environment”.

Response: “That’s very whole foods of you”.

Action: Someone picks up litter off the street and places it in the appropriate receptacle, even though they were not responsible for the refuse.

Response: “Wow, that’s very whole foods of you”.

Action: Someone cuts in line.
Response: “Sir that is NOT very whole foods of you”.


whole-foods
An upscale "all natural" grocery store catering to Cougers and Cubs. A meeting point or stomping ground for older woman between ages of 35-55 to go on the prowl at in search of young men between the ages of 17-27. The Prepared Foods hot bar is "the" place to find a cougar/cub hook-up.
Example:
Mary, 47, whose husband who is commonly gone on Business-Trips, often goes to whole-foods to pick up a cub every now and then to satisfy her-needs.


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