Wireless

Livin' Life To The Fullest (Usually Associated With College Students)Gettin Wasted, Life Of The Party, Gettin Hoes, And Gettin Money.



wireless
adj. Without wires.
n. An object not requiring wires

adj. Sex without adequate protection.
Example:
Jimmy got it on with Kelsie last night. They were wireless.


wireless
A blow job, as in hands free. Getting wireless. This has replaced 'brain' as the newest term for blowjob.
Example:
That sorority house has great reception. You can get wireless in almost every room.


Niggular Wireless
1. A subsidiary of now-defunct Cingular Wireless. It had no credit checks was completely prepaid, especially for poor creditless niggers.
Example:
I'm gonna get myself a new phone a Niggular Wireless.


wireless crapability
n. A weak wi-fi connection that your ISP insists is "blazing fast."
Example:
"We got a brand-new gateway from Comcast, but still only have wireless crapability -- every YouTube video freezes every five seconds."

Originally from Arrested Development: GOB's mispronunciation of "wireless capability," when listing Michael's ideas for Sitwell homes: "Number 32: Wireless crapability, that one explains itself."


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