Woodwind

A grouping of instruments including the clarinets, flutes, and saxophones. They are the butt of many jokes in marching band, but off the field they kick any brass ass any day. Also a stereotype.They are seen as the more mature bunch in band, and generally move in small packs or groups. They are friends with the colour guard, and have a higher count of females generally. Also seen as hardworking by the directors, the woodwind section leader is generally a lot tougher on their people, as their instruments are as naturally as obnoxiously loud as the brass (With the exception of Piccolo.) They are the first to memorize their drill, and leave goofing off to outside rehearsal, or at least are clever enough not to get caught.After marching season, they are the heart and soul of the Wind Ensemble.



woodwinds
People who are most skilled with their hands and mouths. Envy of the brass.
Example:
Stacy: How was Dummy the trumpet player?
Sarah: A nightmare! He didn't know what he was doing!! And Chad the bassonist from the woodwinds?
Stacy: OMG he was great, he made me come before even getting me naked.
Sarah: Hahaaa.... Can I borrow him??
Stacy: Only if we're in a threesome and I get more attention..


Woodwinds
Woodwinds are the gods of the musical world. One does not mess with the woodwinds. Because they are too awesome to be bothered with non-woodwind stupidity. They are the best section in a marching band, and enjoy mocking the trumpet section for being so terrible. The woodwinds can usually be found being awesome, anywhere you look.
Example:
"Look at that trumpet player, messing everything up." "Yeah, it would be so much better if he was a woodwind."
"Woodwinds are gods. Don't mess with the woodwinds." Why not? I thought that-" (vanishes from existance from questioning the woodwinds god-like authority.)


woodwind
A penis fart.

I.e. Wood meaning erection and wind meaning fart.
Example:
Guy 1: Ewww.
Did you hear that nasty-ass woodwind I did during algebra?

Guy 2: Fuck yeah man, it smelled like my cock sucked through a blender.


woodwinds
a family of instruments that have no place in a marching band.

Usually are the most immature in a marching band.

They do however have some importance during concert season (when the awesome brass players aren't playing).
Example:
Person 1: Wow, that band sucks!

Person 2: It's not their fault, they just have too many woodwinds. Good bands should only have brass and percussion. I mean... look at Drum Corps.


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