Yoga

Yoga is a bunch of sacred excersises that enhance the body and keep it fit.This has been proven scientifically and by the many yogis in India who practice Yoga and Meditation.Only Unbelievers would really hate it.



Yoga
A series of (rather difficult) exercises designed to improve balance and core strengh, good for muscle toning. Easy to do anywhere, so you can stay fit on your round trip journey to Japan. Involves lots of stretching.
Example:
I feel all tense, I'm gonna take a shower and do some yoga

I want to lose 5 pounds, I'm going to start yoga

I"ll be away form my gym, but I can just do some yoga to keep fit


Yoga
A meditational exercise involving tying oneself up in knots resembling those found in pretzels.
Example:
None needed


Yoga
code word used at work when you're throwing a party on a work night.
Example:
mike: "hey, stan! you wanna do yoga tonight?!"

stan: "yeah, man! i'll bring the yoga mats, you bring the incense!"


Yoga
A paranormal corona cure endorsed by nationalistic Indian Prime Minister Narendra Modi and his gang of gurus, although any negative correlation between meditation and viral infection has yet to be proven.
Example:
Just as the American right-wing ex-president promoted disinfectants and UV light as corona cures to his millions of diehard supporters, the Indian prime minister is now touting yoga as a spiritual cure against Covid-19 and the deadlier Delta variant to his hardcore BJP supporters.


Yoga
You hurt your back real bad by twisting it. We all know guys try to do it to suck themselves, butnever do, and quit. YODA is a fucking character from starwras. please die.
Example:
we know why you are doing yoga


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