Your best friend

Emo band from Kalamazoo Michigan



Your best friend's girlfriend
The girl that your best friend is dating, who is obligated to be a total bitch because of some subliminary life cliche. She will be clingy, possessive, and controlling, giving you little to no bro-time.

You and other friends will be forced to accept her into your social circle, but will talk mass loads of shit on her whenever you get the chance.
Example:
Your friend and your best friend's girlfriend-

"Hey bro, you still drinking with us this weekend?"

"Can't dude, I have to hang out with Carly."

"But broski, you've hung out with her everyday for six days now- Whatever, just bring her with."

"She doesn't want too, dude, sorry."


your best friend jippy
hip-hip/artist producer similar to mf doom dudes kinda crazy and shit goes hard, you can check his shit on soundcloud, bandcamp, and other stuff but mainly those 2 he posts regularly on dat

if u like mf doom and that typa music and that shit speak to u like ong speak through ya mind then this guy will fosho be yo best friend trust
Example:
"yo u heard of your best friend jippy"
"no who tf that"
"nigga hes not very popular but hotter than the sun check his shit!!"


your best friend's sister
a stupid comeback phrase that's used for virtually everything, even if it doesn't make any sense whatsoever
Example:
Friend #1: dude! i saw your mom last night! she was hot!
Friend #2: your best friend's sister!
Friend #!: you have a sister!?

dude: what happened last night!?
dude 2: your best friend's sister!
dude: shut up!


Lick Your Best Friend Day
(n.) a new holiday that falls on National Best Friend Day each year, appropriately observed by licking your best friend to show your love and appreciation, possibly derived from the affectionate behavior of the dog, man's best friend. It is meant to be a prank that is both annoying yet endearing.
Example:
Johnson: Did you know today is Lick Your Best Friend Day?

Bob: *lick*
Johnson: Y..you're my best friend too... :')


Fuck your best friend
Fuck your best friend
Example:
Fuck your best friend


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