Your cousin

When someone asks you who their date and or lover is.



your cousin
Like "yo momma" only... your cousin. Because this one is NOT way overused. And much cooler. Thanks to Kylie, Carolynne, and their tireless efforts to rid our generation of stupid catchphrases.

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AND IT'S YOUR NOT YO, STUPID SICK FREAKS. Your cousin is ashamed of your pronounciation.
Example:
"You're so stupid." "You slept with your cousin."

"What's up?" "Your cousin!" "That's suggestive." "Go rape a cadaver."


Your cousin a muslim
The ultimate response to "your sister a mister". It beats every other insult in the world. If kim yong un tells Donald Trump " your sister a mister" he would probably answer " Your cousin a muslim". He will triggered third world war and USA economy will tear apart.
Example:
billy: "your sister a mister"
kenny: "No u "

billy: " No u"
kenny: "No u"
billy: " Your cousin a muslim"
kenny: *His head explodes and instantly fucking dies"


Your cousin’s a muslim
When you and your friend already made all the come backs you can, and this is your only last rhyming opinion of a comeback.
Example:
Melanie: your mom’s a big gay
Hayley: your dad’s a lesbian

Melanie: your granny’s a tranny
Hayley: your brother’s a mother
Melanie: your cousin’s a muslim


and then I fucked your cousin
1.A phrase used at the end of a story that had really no point to be told to someone. Often, it is used at the end of a boring story to make it seem more interesting and worthwhile. Alternate versions of this phrase include "and then I found five dollars" and "and then I kicked a hobo", however, this phrase emphasizes how we are all really "cousins" in a universal context, suggesting that it is ok to fuck your cousin.

2. Often used as a true statement.
Example:
Max: Everything was great! We were all getting drunk, having a good time... and then I fucked your cousin...
Pedro:Well, at least your sister is now up for grabs...


And then I fucked your cousin
A phrase used at the end of a rather boring story to see if the listener was truly paying attention.
Example:
Person 1: "..and then I went to the mall to get these oh-so fabulous shoes, and then..."

Person 2: *Snores*"...."

Person 1: "And then I fucked your cousin."

Person 2: "Wait what?!?"


Your cousin a water moccasin
One of the worst things you can say to someone, especially if you are losing an arguement. Once used, the victim(s) involved will instantly have their license to live revoked.
Example:
Quinn: Your mom gay

Brad: Your dad lesbian
Kevin: Your brother a mother
Yanni: Your sister a mister
Colin: Your granny a tranny
Earl: Your grandpap a trap
Devin: Your niece obese
Sal: Your cousin a water moccasin

*All but Sal's existence instantly get wiped out*


Suck your cousins dick day
August 14 is the international day for sucking your cousins dick, just find your cousin, take their pants off and start sucking

Today there are no consequences whatsoever, your family will be proud of you
Example:
Hey Tyler, let me suck your dick today on our grandparents bed

Suck your cousins dick day


National Slap Your Cousins Face Day
National Slap Your Cousins Face Day is about you slapping your cousins face THIS IS NOT A JOKE if you hate them it’s on the 17th August
Example:
Hey Anna, since your my cousin and it National Slap Your Cousins Face Day I can slap you.


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