Zues

Misspelled version of Zeus. Spelling Zeus like this will likely make you fail any mythology unit in any class during secondary school.



zues
hes my dog hes 8 months old hes sweet
Example:
hes zues


Flaming Zues
A sex position in which the couple is positioned at the top of a set of stairs. During intercourse, the male removes his penis and lights it on fire before re-inserting. Once this is done he then proceeds to ride his partner down the set of stairs while screaming the name of the position.
Example:
"Did you hear Carly got Flaming Zuesed yesterday?"

"Yeah she broke her spine."


Zues Cannon
Pack a Punched Thunder Gun. It appeared in black ops 1 and only black ops 1 it has infinite damage (no sereously look it up) but ammo is scarce due to being a pack a punched box weapon can save games and get you to round 100
Example:
P1: I'm gonna turn the power on
P2: Good I need to pack a puch my thunder gun
P1: The zues cannon will really help us on high rounds


May Zues Paradox
It’s a term used in Burmese Politics in Myanmar. As long as a certain group of people is seating in the parliament, you are told that the only option you have is to vote for NLD which will be getting rid of them sooner or later. But they had already spoken out publicly that those unelected 25% people which is provided with seats in parliament according to the unjust constitution they said, are too crucial in this politics to be disposed and reconciliation with military faction is politically suggested method to avoid bloodshed as little as possible, which on the other hand neglects all the social class struggles and identity politics in the country.
Example:
Saw Maung : Hey Pineapple Bikini, I dont think I will be voting as long as the constitution is not amended.

Pineapple Bikini : Why do you say so ?

Saw Maung : Dude, we are facing May Zues Paradox.


AND THEN ALONG CAME ZUES
A dumbass internet meme that revolves around a clip from Disney’s Hercules where those weird ladies on the pottery say “AND THEN ALONG CAME ZUES” right before showing a clip of lightning fucking evaporating something random. Usually loud a hell.
Example:
AND THEN ALONG CAME ZUES, HE HURLED HIS THUNDERBOLT-
*gas tank explodes after being struck by lightning*


Zues
Zues is an anomaly. He tends to be more of a listener than a talker, but he always does what he says. He’s laid back but stubborn. A Zues is a friend you will keep for life and a lover you won’t want to let go. Intimacy with a Zues is beyond compare as he can read your body like a book. As long as your body craves more, he can give it to you. He is the BEST kisser and will play with your hair or scratch your back until you fall asleep, if you like. If you have a Zues in your life, keep him close.
Example:
Nobody could say my birth-given name correctly, so I started going by Zues.


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