a breakfast burrito
When a person defecates on a person who is passed out, then wrapped up in the bed sheetsbreakfast burrito
One of the truely awesome foods of our time, a synthesis of Bacon, Cheese, Potatoes, Beans, Rice, Carne Asada, Pico, and Salsa. Only found in it's orginal form in San Diego. **Warning** will cause a violent shat about 10:30 in the morning, most likely at work, or possibly while playing Counter Strike at work.
Example:
Dude, I munched down a double B from Juanbertos, and now I've got the Volcano Craps. Totally worth it.
Dude, I munched down a double B from Juanbertos, and now I've got the Volcano Craps. Totally worth it.
Breakfast Burrito
breakfast burrito
breakfast burrito
Example:
"I woke up with a major breakfast burrito this morning and had to go to the peepshow to wank off."
"I woke up with a major breakfast burrito this morning and had to go to the peepshow to wank off."
breakfast burrito
breakfast burrito
1. a burrito that has eggs, cheese, sausage, peppers, and other items that make it tasty.
2. the best breakfast one can eat.
2. the best breakfast one can eat.
Breakfast Burrito
A man defecates into his partner's mouth in the morning, usually waking them in the process. They then pleasure him with oral sex, keeping as much of the feces in their mouth as possible in order to increase the man's pleasure.
Tijuana breakfast burrito
When a woman with a blue waffle infection is fucked in the ass by a fat gross mexican. He then proceeds to insert his shit covered dick into her blue waffle vagina. After the Mexican busts a nut in the severely infected, shit covered pussy, hot pockets are then dipped into her rotten ham wallet to soak up all the delicious juices and turds that are in there. Someone then must eat the hot pocket to complete the tijuana breakfast burrito.
Example:
I got so drunk with Guillermo and and Maria last night I ate a Tijuana breakfast burrito.
I'm so hungry right now, I could even go for a Tijuana breakfast burrito.
I got so drunk with Guillermo and and Maria last night I ate a Tijuana breakfast burrito.
I'm so hungry right now, I could even go for a Tijuana breakfast burrito.