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a douche

Phrase mentioned from one man to another when asking an opinion about a person, place, or thing.This phrase was made popular in southern Florida by radio show host Dan LeBatard. He commonly uses this investigative technique when interviewing celebrity guests to get their opinion about popular topics in sports and current events.

Douche

by solvingworldproblemsoneatatime on Oct 22, 2013 06:28:27

someone who is more than a jerk, tends to think he's top notch, does stuff that is pretty brainless, thinks he is so much better than he really is, and is normally pretty good at ticking people off in an immature way.

Example:
"Wow he's such a Douche"
"That was a Douche move"

Douche

by American English Teacher on Jun 09, 2021 18:28:37

1: A feminine hygiene product presented as being great for women when in truth they're worthless bottles of scented water that often lead to vaginal infections.

2: like the product, a guy who acts like he is a great catch for women when in truth they're useless, overdressed, scented bags of worthlessness that often lead to vaginal infections.

The 10 behaviors of a douche:
Look at how rich I am.

Look at how well dressed I am.

Look at how handsome I am.

Look at my awesome body.

I'm so much better than everyone else.

I'm a deeper thinker than others.

I'm such a deep feeler in my big heart.

All women want me.

Any girl would be fortunate to have me.

And I'm such a modest person.

Example:
Demitrie left a ten minute message on my voicemail telling me about how wonderful he is and how fortunate I am to have met him because all the girls want him; he's such a douche!

Douche

by Whackjack on Jun 06, 2010 10:51:16

The second stage of being a dick between asshole and jerk

Example:
Sydney Smith is a douche

Douching

by WhoDatFreshBoi on Jan 22, 2019 19:56:24

Using water to clean out one's rectum prior to anal sex.

Example:
Douching has turned ny ass from a Donald Trump sandwich to a Dolly Parton sandwich.

Doucheness

by WMS on Aug 13, 2006 09:16:59

The art of being a major douchebag.

Example:
The doucheness you display after 5 beers precludes us from hanging with you.

Doucheness

by Douche Patrol on Nov 01, 2009 07:59:33

Doucheness: having or displaying douche like tendencies.

The Douche Patrol aims to expose all douches across the globe. We see all forms of doucheness and the ill-effects that result.

Example:
John Doe was out clubbing this weekend with such doucheness that it was a total turn off to all his fellow clubbers.

douche

by Seannnn69 on Feb 22, 2009 02:15:56

A person who thinks they are cool, but is actually completely not cool; tool.

Example:
That kid Alex Bestes is a total douche.

douche

by Lunck on Sep 28, 2010 05:46:59

Something presented as helpful and beneficial for women when in fact it's wholly unnecessary and can cause more problems down the line. Alternately, a person who might be described in a roughly similar way.

Example:
That douche seemed pleasant at first, but really started to irritate me after a few days.

Douche

by A-A 1 on Jan 03, 2021 19:53:43

A fucking odd person who likes to annoy the shit out of ppl and have pleasure abt it. They stand out alot due to their abnormalities and other things that ppl hate about them. Feel free to use this as an insult to those you fucking hate. Another word for a douche is nonce.

Example:
Dominic: I! Didn't! Eat! Your! CHEEEEEEEEESE!!!
Ray: Stfu you douche, I saw you.
Dominic: Fuck youuuuu! I didn't eat your cheese!!!!!

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