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According to women, a real man is a man that contains a seemingly infinite amount of qualities which they desire, ranging from having money, to being affectionate, kind, good father, faithful, muscular, tall, dark, & handsome, etc. However, when you look up the word real you get the definition genuine and when you look up man you get the definition adult male, so in actuality, when you combine the two words, the definition of a real man is a genuine adult male.

Real Man

by BruceyF on Apr 10, 2022 01:10:40

A Real Man is the complete opposite to a Dry Arse . If you want to be a real man then you need to be like Lee Booker

Example:
Her : You're not a real man wanting a beer midweek, you're a dry arse

Him : But I've been working like 85 hours this week and I want to wind down
Her : I'm going to get me a Real Man
Him : like who Babe ???
Her : like Lee Booker, he's a Real Man not a dry arse like you !!!

A real man

by Minx0003 on Dec 12, 2009 03:00:19

A "real man" is the what you young folk might call old-fashioned. Chivalry is not dead! A real man has manners, is polite, and considerate. He is honest and open and true to himself. He will fight for and defend the people that he loves. He is a hard-worker. He is not spiteful. He respects women and shows appreciation for all of his blessings. A real man is the provider of the family. He is strong, physically and mentally, and is never too proud to exhibit strong emotion. Once committed, he is faithful to only her. He does not watch porn or disrespect her in any other way. He helps with housework and is a role model for his children. A real man knows who he is, what he wants, and is grateful for what he has.

Example:
If you are 25 and living in your parents basement you are not a real man.

Real Man

by asisee on Nov 19, 2012 14:45:23

A Real Man

The thing that makes a man a man, is courage.

Not just the courage to fight, but the courage to fight for what is right.

A real man has the strength to admit to, who and what he is.

A real man doesn’t run from his feelings.

A real man isn’t afraid to love.

A real man takes, but also gives.

A real man defends the people he cares about.

A real man doesn’t abandon a friend.

A real man says nothing behind your back, that he won’t say to your face.

A real man doesn’t live a lie, he lives the truth.

Example:
The man that is honest, brave and caring is a real man.

Real Man

by BusinessMan on May 17, 2005 17:56:37

The insult women use when they want to bring down a guy enough to get him to do whatever she wants.

Aside from that fact that there is no definitive image of a "real man" (and no, women's delusions do not count), there's also the fact that nobody ever ask if SHE was a "real woman".

Example:
Woman: What? That guy stepped on my toes and you won't defend my honor? What kind of a man are you? I thought I married a REAL man?

Man: Oh yeah? And what kind of a fucking woman are you? You never seem to ever care whenever you ask me to fight some guy TWICE MY FUCKING SIZE over something as shitty as stepping on your toes. I thought I married a REAL woman?

A real man

by wisdomofyouth on Aug 15, 2019 23:18:00

Someone who holds his oaths and morals. He has dignity, but not arrogant. Faithful till his death to all his beloved. Someone who keeps his promises and treat people kindly. Gentle, patient and kind. Most of all responsible for is actions and words.

Example:
A real man is an owner of all noble traits.

Real Man

by Voice of reasoning. on Jul 14, 2010 04:31:55

"Real Man":
An idiotic "standard" that humans have come up with to man some men feel inferior, and make some men, and some women, feel superior.

This is put in place because in the wild (Shy away christians) we come up with ranking systems to keep the whole pack under one rule to help the overall survival of the pack or group.

This illogical mindset has no place in an agricultural world where our main goal is no longer survival.

Mostly it is used to manipulate idiotic insecure men into doing something that they would normally not do.

Overall it's ignorant, illogical, and the sad thing of it is, is that people actually believe themselves when they say that someone isn't a "real man" unless they act the way that the insulter wants or expects them to.
This standard that they have set that they think they can (and do) enforce through manipulation, is usually completely unrealistic, illogical, and just stupid in every aspect of the concept.

Pathetic.

Example:
You'd be a "real man" if you (insert command here).

How could you (Insert an event that the other party doesn't like.)!?!?!? You're not a "real man"!!!

Example/scenario 1:
Idiot: You didn't hold the door open for me!? You're not a real man!
Male: Oh, so a real man would be an illogical twit and waste valuable time so that you don't have to exert yourself in any way? Why are you this stupid? Because you have been conditioned as you've grown up to think this way? Pathetic
Idiot: I... you're not a real man.
Male: *already gone*

Example/scenario 2:
Idiot: You only have an 6 inch penis? A real man would have a 12 inch penis that even size queens would tremble at!
Male: Actually, the penis has evolved to be used for reproduction, not to puncture a woman's bladder so that she'll stop early, have to go to the hospital and everyone loses. You see, outside of the world of porn, women don't like penises bigger than their fists.
Plus, many women don't even want jackass men that think that because they masturbated their way into brain damage and got their 12 inch cock as a reward, that he's the big shot.
From my experience, alot of women like it emotionally, mixed with the pleasure that a perfectly fitting 6 incher would bring, instead of having a cock that would rupture the anus, and be too wide and long for a vagina.

Idiot: urr mom LOL!!!111unoriginalSHIFtfone#EONe1!

Male: the human race is doomed.

Real Man

by nelshane on Jul 15, 2009 16:55:41

1) A man who will comprimise his values and self respect to please women.

2) An insult used by women to shame a man into behaving how she wants him to.

Example:
1) Whenever a woman says, "I am a real woman looking for a real man." what she is really saying is, "I am loud mouthed, verbally abusive, manipulative user, and I want some wimp who never says no to me."

2) Girlfriend says, "If you were a real man you would be happy to pay all of my bills, listen to me complain, wash my car, and never disagree with me. Oh, and you would never pester me for sex".

real man

by The Sweetest Thing on Nov 03, 2005 12:09:38

1) an insult women use
2) women want a "real" man. someone who will treat her right and meet her needs. such as sex, love, romance.
3) A man who will stick up for a woman; Protect her.
4) A man who's a "man"
5) A man who's confident

Example:
1) I need a "real" man to satisfy me in bed
2) "I need a real man to hold me"
"I need a real man to fuck me long and hard and not get tired."
3) If another guy were to hit a woman's ass, then her man should say something rather than let her handle it
4)..
5)..

real man

by gruntalicious on Apr 30, 2008 00:13:50

Term used by greedy women looking for a sugar daddy.
A guy that spends a lot of money on a money grubbing gold digging woman. A guy that takes a dinner whore to expensive fine dining restaurants. A man that buys drinks for a woman and all her friends. A real man is one that dumps any chick that uses the term "real man" or "gentleman".

Example:
"I want a REAL MAN who knows how to treat his woman right"

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