abducted
To get drunk and not remember anything from the night before. Or to also get drunk and have some
bizzare shizz happen to you when clearly is not believable because you were "
Abducted" (drunk) during the moment it had happened.
Abduction
by StabthePab on Jan 09, 2012 04:02:03
Coming from the Latin word Abduco -- To lead away. Is act of taking a person (usually a child) away from their
normal life to either a) use him/her as an incentive for
ransom money. b) use them for sexual pleasure. c) sell them on the black market as a sex slave. or d) to brag to your friends that you really can get away with anything.
The second use: Taken by aliens to be "tested" upon, in which you are either
probed, or forced to masturbate in front of them. Occasionally this folk tale is use to seduce the other males in the bar you are talking to.
Example:
a) Mom: "They said if we give them $10,000 they will let her go."
Dad: "We could adopt for cheaper...."
b)
Jaycee Dugard
c) Movie "taken"
d) The
Diehard father who never wanted to leave his kids and was willing to do an
abduction to get them back, for his ego and his kids.
2nd:
Phil: Last night man I was.. was.. abducted by Aliens man! they took me up in there ship and tested me with probes and other shit!
6 others in the bar: Me too!
Alien Abduction
by bubba on May 05, 2004 08:46:42
A term grown out of the alien
abduction mythos of the late 20th century. It's when you give a person an "
Anal Probe" while they are passed out.
Alien Abduction
by Tempted on Nov 11, 2007 03:35:25
The night after a lot of drinking when you wake up and can't
rememeber the events of the previous night. And,
your butt kind of hurts or you have a mysterious
bruise that you don't know how you got.
Example:
Guy 1: Dude, how did you get that
bruise?
Guy 2: I don't know, I guess I had
an Alien Abduction last night.
alien abduction
by sixtoe on Mar 19, 2011 09:52:14
Example:
His mother found him following
an alien abduction, so she
washed him off in the shower and put him to bed.