abomination
A creature so horrible that if you look at it for to long, your eyes will start to bleed. Lives in drainpipes and grease pits surrounding high schools and universities. The origins of
the abomination goes something like this: a giant plague infested sewer rat rapes an AIDS carrying orangutan, in the ass, while in the restroom of a 747. The orangutan proceeds to shit out the ass baby that was conceived. The baby abomination gets ejected out of the plane along with a large amount of shit. While falling, the abomination gets
hit by lightning and catches fire. Upon reaching the ground, the flaming abomination slams into a mountain side at
terminal velocity and then rolls down the side, hitting every rock on the way down. Baby Bom-Bom then reaches a cliff where it falls off, still on fire, and lands on the ugly tree, where it falls hitting every branch on the way down. It then falls into a campground, still on fire, where a family proceeds to beat it with sticks and stomp it out with their golf cleats. They then dump it into an outhouse that has a good 20 ft of shit in the bottom. Here the abomination matures, stewing in the shit of countless years.Finally,
the Abomination crawled out and made its home in the sewer system of a small
north Georgia town. The power of its ugliness attract other uglies like a magnet, so there is an excess amount of nasty in this town. Seriously, this thing is so ugly that you will want to die when you see it. Its smell is indescribable, but this scenario may help. Take a very hairy, nasty, diseased, fat ,sweaty man with chronic diarrhea and then take a blow dryer to his ass. The warm air that cames off resembles the stench of the abomination. Has a bad case of not
shutting the fuck up and hair loss, but only on top of the head. Frequently likes to show off its ass crack which the sight and smell of kills unprepared people. If you ever come across the abomination, who will know it and you will never again be the same.
abomination
by high speed and hooah on Apr 22, 2011 09:50:14
abomination (noun): in the classical sense, abominations are individuals absent human qualities. however, the modern use of the word generally refers to monsters of the ginger variety.
abominations will occasionally walk among the earth and take the guise of a correct human being. these are referred to as "daywalkers".
daywalker behavior should not be confused as a disowning of its demonic origins, rather, a guise to infiltrate and sabotage the functional world. as such, daywalkers may be considered
the vanguard of the ginger horde; trained to
pave the way for their future designs.
the rest of
the abomination population makes no effort to suppress their behavior. they are commonly known for their dangerous habits and mannerisms. abominations are fiercely territorial and savage. exposure to sunlight is a consistently effective deterrent to abomination activity.
abominations are extremely dangerous and of low intelligence/worth. exercise extreme caution.
abomination
by STR8 against H8 on Nov 18, 2008 02:12:27
Example:
Preaching that homosexuality is not natural is an abomination that has caused an
unholy plague of shame, depression, suicide,
intolerance and violence to criss-cross my country.
abomineering
by parity on Sep 16, 2009 13:30:30
the act of creating an
abomination of engineering design, the product of which generally exhibits grotesquely questionable planning and/or
functionality. Often these "solutions" are engineered to solve nonexistent problems.
i.e. something that would make
macgyver cringe.
Example:
check out this
Tiddy Bear I just bought to reduce the
seatbelt pressure on my
sternum!
wow. that is a feat of abomineering.
see also:
thereifixedit.com
The Abomination
by celxius on Aug 19, 2011 02:51:17
The Abomination is created by combining a McDonald’s
Double Cheeseburger and a Double Quarter Pounder. Remove the bottom bun from the Double Cheese. Then remove the bottom bun from the Double Quarter. Slap them together
meat to meat in an unholy slab of murdered cow flesh. Devour. Repeat. Remember to keep the
shock paddles charged.
Example:
"How did
Jeff die?"
"He tried to eat The Abomination.
Twice. I think he
pooped out his soul."