accounting

Profession in which calculator-wielding lackeys figure out ways to hide all the money the boss has spent buying pussy;Job duties also include figuring out how to write and cash checks, prepare fraudulent financial statements, and shredding documents.



accounting

by CMP on Mar 05, 2006 02:56:26

1. The department that insists on gang-auditing the entire coporation. Accounting departments solve problems you didn't know you have in ways you don't understand. In God they trust, all others must bring data.

2. The process of hiding income by processing it through a large-turnover entity, who takes a premium from it, and then receiving the income from that entity to avoid suspicion from auditors and IRS.
Example:
Accounting will prove anything, even the truth.


accounting

by Limelemon101 on Feb 21, 2009 18:18:33

a secret way of referring to sex.
Example:
1. hey bitch, lets go do some accounting.

2. me and Stacy did some accounting before we got here.


Accountant

by Hugo Slugg on Feb 11, 2021 02:13:38

Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in way you don't understand.
See also: wizard, magician
Example:
Hello, Mr. Fabeets, this is your Accountant. I just finished your taxes and it looks like you owe the IRS about $40,000, but, if you pay me just $2,500, I can calculate some depreciation deductions that will make your entire tax go away.


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