acquisition

something that has been taken; gained



acquisition
when a man or woman decide to shove a glass jar up their anus.
The glass then smashes and their ass bleeds shit and blood
they have to pick out the glass themselves as they cannot go anywhere.
Example:
"alright man! i just had my girlfriend do an acquisition in front of me. it was well good. i got to pick out the glass!


Rules of Acquisition
A numbered series of aphorisms, guidelines, and principles that provided the foundation of business philosophy in Ferengi culture. There are at least 285 of them.
Example:
Some examples of Rules of Acquisition include:

Rule of Acquisition #22: A wise man can hear profit in the wind

Rule of Acquisition #34: War is good for business

Rule of Acquisition #47: Don't trust a man wearing a better suit than your own

Rule of Acquisition #98: Every man has his price


Alternative Acquisition
Employing non-traditional means of possession. Including but not limited to, theft, extortion and ground scores.
Example:
"Honey I think our son is involved in a stereo-theft ring"

"Nonsense dear, Billy explained that he got all this fancy stuff through Alternative Acquisition."


Acquisition 4
An adjective used in reference to the 4 fake files that are always options when you try to download a title in Acquisition. One is a _______.mpg, one is a _______.zip, one is a ______.mpg, and one is a "_(the term you tried to download)_ girl has a shaking orgasm.mpg (Quicktime)". Even if the file you are looking for is not there, the Acquisition 4 becomes a downloadable option that will not be what you were looking for at all when you go to play them.
Example:
"I almost fell for his Acquisition 4 dick size."

"i missed a class and Acquisition 4ed an excuse."



Acquisition phase
The early stages of a relationship whereby one or both parties show only their desirable qualities. They fail to disclose their flaws, true personalities, and true desires in order to be accepted, loved, and taken to the next stage of a relationship.
Example:
Once the acquisition phase was over, she wasn't nearly as likable.


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