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In poker, to make a loose play with the intent of looking like a loose player, thus inducing extra action from your opponents later.



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a method by corporate fat cats to make people buy their products by intruding into just about every damn website motorway road and TV station to fuel their own personal greed
Example:
Hey, this can is dripping with water! BE THIRSTY!
Some celebrity eats ARSENIC BURGERS! you want to be like this CELEBRITY don't you
Wow! This supermodel likes HITTING HER HEAD AGAINST A WALL! Hmm, hitting your head against a wall may be linked to SUPERMODELS! Let's go try it! Huzzah!
Hey kids! Making your parents buy EXPENSIVE THINGS from EXPENSE CO. is COOL, because we say so! Now bug your parents into buying these things or EVERYONE WILL HATE YOU


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A mixture of displayed images, text and sound that promotes the popularity of a product or company in which the advertisement advertises.
Example:
This definition brought to you by WIRE SCREEN DOORS.


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The one thing we depend on, the one thing we wish to death.
Example:
Advertising is in your home, roads, cities, home pages, email account, mmorpg, car, brain, TV, shoes, kitty, backyard, stores, bed, school, and it's also there when you die and go to wherever you are destined to lay.


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YOU CAN'T SPELL ADVERTISEMENTS WITHOUT SEMEN BETWEEN THE TITS!!!!!!!!!!!!
Example:
Person 1: "Wanna hear a joke?"
Person 2: "Sure, why not?"
Person 1: "Did you know that you can't spell advertisements without semen between the tits?"
Person 2: "What the fuck? No way!"

Person 1: "Spell it out if you don't believe me."

Person 2: *spells out advertisements* "Holy shit you weren't kidding."


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