aircraft carrier

When you put tons of massage or baby oil onto a girls back, and then run and jump on her back. While sliding across her oiled up backside, the goal is to throw your boner down between her cheeks and try to stop yourself, similar to the way planes land on a aircraft carrier.



aircraft carriers
Unusually large feet; usually of size 13 or up for men.
Example:
Of course they don't have shoes in your size. You've got aircraft carriers at the ends of your legs.


Aircraft carrier
a big warship that replaced the battleship class near the end of WWII. aircraft carriers serve as mobile airbases so a country which owns one of those can perform airstrikes on targets on the other side of the world even if they dont have a airbase nearby. usually escorted by destroyers and cruisers aswell as frigates and submarines in a carrier group.
Example:
The USS Nimitz is a aircraft carrier


Landing the jet on the Aircraft Carrier
The act of taking a dump and believing you are done, yet mid-wipe, you realize there is one final wave. The tissue used from the first round, now floating in the middle of the bowl, resembles an aircraft carrier for which to land the straggling turd. The fresh excrement sits safely outside of the water, due to the buoyancy of the toilet paper.
Example:
I just done Landing the jet on the Aircraft Carrier. (Just took a crap on the toilet paper used from my first go-round of wiping.)


Aircraft Carrier Water
Water contaminated by fuel.

In reference to the USS Nimitz in which the water supply was contaminated by jet fuel.
Example:
Person 1: "Hey man this water tastes funny."
Person 2: "That's not just water that's Aircraft Carrier Water"
Person 1: *falls ill*


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