alister

A derisive reference to a very minor celebrity. Closer to z-lister.



Alister
Alister will love you. He always finds a way to come thru, and will always love you even if it doesn't seem like it
Example:
Friend 1 - How are you liking Alister?

Friend 2 - He's great but can get grumpy but still loves me.


Alister
Alisters are usually funny and charming guys. They may not be the brightest but they have big hearts and will never fail to make you smile.
Example:
No one can compare to Alister


Alister
A girl who won’t stop having kids in Ft calls (Seth)
Example:
Person 1: I’m prego again from the ft call
Person2: Don’t become Alister


alist
Example:
Bro, she's such an alist.

John: Kayla is the biggest alist ever!

Mike: How?
John: She told me she didn't know what blowjob mean but then sucked me so good!

Joseph: She was such an alist last night, unreal!
Matt: What a lucky man you are! That's the best combo of freakiness and innocence.


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like Kid Cudi, Just bein a hoss at life.
Example:
Larry: Yo man, you hear "Dat New New" shit Cudi just put out??
Don: Hell mutha fuckin' yeah, i be super-cut-lery-alistic-leaner-ala-docis all night foo.
Larry: Damn, just like that kid named Cudi..


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