alpine

A car stereo made by Alpine. Considered to be the highest-quality around by the same kinds of people who think watermellon and fried chicken is gourmet cuisine.



alpine
when you sit in a chair warmed by the ass of another individual
Example:
Shit dude! Who was just sitting here? Alpiney af!


Alpine
The name of the greatest beer brewed in North America by far better than any American Beer or other Canadian Beer. It is brewed and localized in Maritime Canada.
Example:
Hey bud, give me an Alpine.
Alpine is right good.
Most people who don't drink Alpine are homosexuals or women.


Alpine
A class of raptors who are at the "bottom of the food chain". They tend to get several diseases such as fang cancer. The king of the Alpine raptors is Nic the Noob. Alpines feed off of krill.
Example:
You are such an alpine, go eat some krill!


Alpine Daddy
A male, typically an Instagram photographer, who poses in front of beautiful landscapes often wearing Blundstone boots, a wide brimmed hat, a roll top backpack, and a camera at hand.

If they have six pack abs, you’ll likely see them with shirtless with a bandanna and black ripped jeans doing backflips at every location.

A common shot is mid dive into glacial lake.
Example:
Wow @jayrmcdonald is such an alpine daddy!

Man, those teal and orange tones are poppin’! You must be a real alpine daddy!


Alpine Court
Is the name given an alcoholic drink consisting of 4 parts vodka, 4 parts bourbon, 2 parts gin, 4 parts tequilla, 6 parts Hawaiian Punch or red KoolAid, 2 parts margarita mix, and sugar, all poured over ice and mixed in a blender.

Similar appearance to a Hurricane but much stronger.

The original ingredients and proportions are adjustable, as it consists of taking every random alcohol and drink mixer in the house, pouring them together over ice, mixing it in the blender, and consuming.

It is named for the street of the house full of college guys where the drink originated in Lexington, Kentucky.
Example:
Two rounds of Alpine Court and people started dropping like flies.


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