altitude

A thought, statement or action that is random is said to have Altitude



Altitude Poop
The act of standing on the seat of the toilet, squating, and dropping a load from a higher altitude than normally. Done mostly when using questionable facilities and you don't wanna sit on the seat.
Example:
Hey man I just took an Altitude Poop and the water splashed like a foot in the air


bad altitude
Similar to a "bad attitude", but more specifically refers to those who think they are far above others in a social group or situation. Can be compared to the older definition of having one's "nose in the air."

Using the term has the added benefit of often causing others hearing it to attempt to correct the user; "Don't you mean 'bad attitude?'" "No, 'bad altitude' is bad attitude, squared."
Example:
"Did you see the way Jim was acting during that meeting? Like everyone else there was beneath him. Jim has a really bad altitude."


losing altitude
when you realize that your high is wearing off and need to smoke more weed
Example:
Jim:dude i'm losing altitude hand me tht bong

Dude:don't worry i am too let's smoke enuff to keep us flying for awhile


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