always
by IceBags on Nov 15, 2006 00:04:08
a.)A vague and sarcastic response used to
neutralize any statement that can be interpreted as sarcastically-attacking or
passive aggressive regarding either you or what you represent.
b.)A useful response to questions or statements when the answer is yes or no. It works two-fold as an
enhanced replacement for yes or an incredibly sarcastic replacement for no.
c.)A great way to take a compliment
Example:
a.) (1)Mary: Whoa, you look like you just woke up next two busted condoms and a guy with a mullet
Jen:...Always...
(2)Brian: Matt, doing
whippets the night before finals is a fucking GREAT idea.
Matt:...Always...
b.) (1)-Are you hungry at all?
-Always
(2)Todd:Adam, what's the deal with your mom?
Heather:She's Hott
Todd:Yeah, Is she available?
Adam:yeah~always....Fuck you guys, I'm going to home.
(laughter ensues)
c.) (1)
Porscha: Wow,
that thing's Enormous.
Deon: Always..
Always on
by JCR1987 on Aug 22, 2014 02:43:47
Someone who is always
trying too hard to be funny and entertaining around people. They don't seem to know how to
turn off their
performer tendencies and be more relaxed and normal.
Example:
"John can get
tiring to hang around. He's
always on, and making jokes or doing impressions and trying to be
the center of attention. I can't think of whether I've ever had a normal conversation with him or not."