amazons

An online shopping service founded by Jeff Bezos, who somehow manage to damage any package that you may order.



amazon
(N.) A really big, tall woman.
Example:
-Isn't Ashanti a real Amazon? -No, you fool. She's just standing next to Ja Rule. -Oh, well since he only comes up to her chest, I thought she was really an amazon.


Amazon It
The act of purchasing something online you'd be too embarrassed to buy in public.
Example:
GUY 1: "Dude! Did you check out that new dick book? It's hilarious. You should totally go to the store and get it!"
GUY 2: "No way, man. But I'll totally Amazon It."


The Amazone
The state of mind you are in when using any online store, in particular amazon, and you buys a lot of things you don't really need.
Example:
Last night I bought like 25 albums off amazon, I was totally in The Amazone....


amazon
1. South American jungles.
2. A well-known site that delivers music, movies, books, and other entertainment goods to your front door.
3. A large and/or super muscular woman. Basically, all women bodybuilders.
Example:
1. "Some bugs in the Amazon down south are downright nasty."
2. "Aww sweet. New Queens of the Stone Age albumk on sale on Amazon.com."
3. "Aww, man. Check out that luscious amazon bitch that just walked by."


Amazon
A female warrior from greek mythology, who would often travel in pairs of 2 and their main color was red.

Their most famous queen was Hippolyta, who was captured by Hercules as one of his 7 tasks. Hippolyta called her Amazon warriors, and they fought and beat Hercules and his men.

They would cut off their left breast, so that they could shoot their bow and arrows more easily. They were also very tall, strong, and aggresive.
Example:
"Our teacher read us about the amazons during Greek Mythology"


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