amendments

A change that is made to a law or legal document.



Amendment
The process of changing all the hard work someone else has done and turning it into something that doesn't resemble the original document at all.
Example:
At the Mid-American Model United Nations, delegates submitted twenty-six amendments to the resolution proposed by Burkina Faso to the point that the delegate disavowed any ownership of the original proposal.


amended
A kiddie friendly alternate version of the lyrics of a song originally filled with filthy words.
Example:
Yo! I'm tired of Spotify exchanging the explicit version with the amended one in my playlists!

Yeah! MAFIAA fucking around again with their license deals!


67th amendment
The refusal to testify on the grounds that a person's lungs (or other organs) will be viciously chopped up into that of a hamburger.
Example:
"I um...can't testify. I fear that my organs will be chopped up into a patty."
"Ah, the 67th amendment."


1st Amendment
The first of ten amendments of the Bill of Rights to the American Consitution. It essentially grants citizens freedom of speech, religion, press, assembly, and petition. The literal text is as follows.

"Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the government for a redress of grievances."
Example:
If one does mot approve of something, he or she has the right to peacefully protest because of the 1st Amendment.


2nd Amending the 1st Amendment
To use free speech suppression on people that don't conform to Fringe Gun nut ideals and/or view points on the internet.
Such acts include

-Harassing bloggers in the comments sections with nasty remarks
-vote gaming on news sharing sites like reddit
-attacking anyone that dares question Gunnut logic
-Doxxing people that don't agree with the Gun Nut view point
Example:
Not like what they saw the arm chair 2nd amendment crowd commenced 2nd Amending the 1st Amendment to silence critics on news sites


First Amendment
The First Amendment allows the people of the United States to voice unpopular opinions, preventing tyranny by the majority. It also allows people to assembly peaceable and allows the press to report fact and voice opinion without prior restraint. If we cannot petition our government for the redress of grievances we risk the hardening of a permanent majority into a self-enforcing bureaucracy.

Thomas Jefferson once said that if forced to choose between government without newspapers, and newspapers without government, he wouldn't hesitate to choose the latter. Assembly, the exchange of ideas, and understanding the actions of society keep us free, and are why the press was intended to be a de facto fourth branch of government.
Example:
"Free Speech is the right to yell, "Theater!" at a crowded fire."

- Abbie Hoffman, radical, describing the First Amendment


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