An American is English, French, Italian, Irish, German, Spanish, Polish,
Russian, Greek, Mexican, African, Indian, Chinese,
Japanese, Australian, Iranian, Asian, Arab, Pakistani, or Afghan.
An American is Christian, Jewish, Buddhist, or Muslim. An American is also free to believe in no religion. For that he will answer only to God, not to the government, or to armed thugs claiming
to speak for God.
An American is from the most prosperous land in the history of the world.
The root of that prosperity can be found in the Declaration of Independence,
which recognizes the God given right of each man and woman to the pursuit of
happiness.

An American is generous. Americans have helped out just about every other
nation in the world in their time of need. When Afghanistan was overrun by
the Soviet army 20 years ago, Americans came with arms and supplies to
enable the people to win back their country. As of the morning of September
11, Americans had given more than any other nation to the poor in
Afghanistan. The best products, the best books, the best music, the best
food, the best athletes.
So you can try to kill an American if you must. Hitler did. So did General Tojo, and Stalin, and Mao Tse-Tung, and every bloodthirsty tyrant in the
history of the world. But, in doing so you would just be killing yourself.
Because Americans are not a particular people from a particular place. They
are the embodiment of the human spirit of freedom.

(Edited to fit in U.D.)

The North Americans, South Americans, Caucasian Americans, African Americans, Asian Americans, Native Americans, etc.

A native of the most despised nation on earth. Probably obscenely fat.

A citizen of the United States.

Use of the word is often a point of contention for Europeans, South Americans, and other Pussies in general.

Americans are stereotyped as fat, lazy, or Imperialist.
"Fat" due to getting off their ass and Work for a living, instead of relying on government to shit them a meal from the minute conditions are 100% ideal.

"Lazy" due to the fact the United States is the most productive nation on the Entire damned planet Per Capita AND GDP, and the average U.S. worker pulls more hours than any Fucking lazyass country in Europe. (Look it the fuck up.)
I suppose that debunks that load of retarded european horse shit entirely.

Americans are referred to as "imperialists" because in 200 years they accomplished more than europe put together.

They are called imperialists for their tradition of warring with democracies. Wait... we've never Gone to war with a democracy? Well I'll be damned. Guess that seperates us from alot of other countries then.

While Europeans are busy with a fantasy of having the next Hitler or Stalin's cock up in their asshole, Americans ruin their dream by bombing their boyfriend straight to hell before they can become a threat to world peace. Like it should be.

"Americans" arrived from the fact that 2 entire continents-worth of other countries either do not really fucking matter, or is ruled by a form of dictatorship and live as pathetic cringing slave pussies.

Much like West and Eastern europe, really.

somebody who thinks that the super bowl is the most important sports event in the world even though most of the world does not even know what American football is!

1. Stupid ignorant who thinks the universe revolves around his country which is made up of immigrants and stolen land from their southern neighboors.
2. Fat person
3. A person who loves to mess with other countries and who loves war.
4. Racist
5. A person who loves to see fat men running and tackling the shit out of each other around in thight pants while eating nachos and tacos which are made by the immigrants they hate.

asshole, shit ass, morons

Cultureless, mindless bastards who for the most part have no idea about the rest of the world...

for some reason they are not the smartest compared to the Romanians.