american flag

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american flag
A rectangular flag that represents the United States and all of its ideals and values. It is composed of a blue square with 50 (or however many states there are at the time of the flag's production) white stars in the uper lefthand corner. The rest of the flag is 13 alternating red and white stripes. Legend has it that the seamstress Betsy Ross created the first American flag.

Treatment of the flag is dictated by the Flag Code. Breaking of the flag code is not punishable (protected by the 1st Amendment).
Example:
The American flag is often scrutinized for various reasons and desecrated. The people responsible fail to realize that it is not the flag that is so importnat, it is what the flag represents. The flag is held in such esteem because some feel that their respect of the flag is a good way to show their respect for the Nation and our ideals.

TO ALL THE FLAG BURNERS ETC: The flag that you desecrate, insult, burn and defile stands for the same values that protect your right to do so(1st Amendment). Without that right (in a dictatorship) you could be executed for said actions.


american flag
sumthin Bush made in to a crappy symbol for all the world to hate... Thanks Bush, u ruined patriotism, u little faggot.
Example:
All of the UN hates us and Bush


american flag
"a symbol of freedom and patriotism" this and other definitions are inaccurate ways to define the term "american flag". The best way to explain the flag is - a symbol of the sale of freedom(s) by democracy to the average gullable American citizen through taxes, tariffs, and such. With the money raised by selling such freedoms, redneck presidents (such as George W. Bush), can make more weapons and sell them to 3rd world countries and attack them later on for being a threat to american interests.
Example:
The american flag was intended to support the new freedom of a new country, in 1776. A reason why we broke from the british centurys ago was for the inapproriate taxation of americans. Today we still have taxes and a lot of it goes to wars and weapons of mass destruction which will lead to further economic difficulties in other foreign countries


American flag
A noun describing a childishly coloured, rectangular sheet of any textile with flamable properties. Most commonly used worldwide as a make-shift bonfire during street celebrations.
Example:
"I used to burn dollar bills until I realised that it actually deflated the currency. Now I burn American flags, as long as they are made in China of course."


American Flag
You will need a white chick for this one. Stradle over her shoulders while she is lying down. Punch her in the right eye. While her eye is swelling and turning blue, start slapping her in the face, alternating from left to right cheek while beating off with the other hand. Once her face is red and eye is puffy and blue, blow ropes of ball snot across her face like the white stripes on old glory. Step back and salute while humming "Oh Beutiful" for a patriotic effect.
Example:
If you find a communist anti-American bitch who speaks bad about the USA, take her home and make her face look like the American Flag! Its fun and easy!
Might adjust her attitute too.


American Flag
A highly combustible rectangular piece of material used throughout the world in place of fireworks.
The burning of this kindling material when performed in crowds usually causes great joy and elation to the people who see the occurance, who generally begin dancing and laughing with delight when viewing this activity.
There is only one place in the world where this activity is frowned on (The U.S.A) however most of the citizens of this particular location do not recognise the rest of the world as valid independent nations.
Example:
Dave turned on the TV to watch the 9 O'Clock news.
There was some kind of celebration taking place in the Middle East with lots of dancing, laughter and American Flag burning.


American Flag
when u say the pledge every morning, u r saying that a piece of cloth is more important than u. i say, THAT'S FUCKING BULLSHIT!
Example:
Piece of Shit: Look a missile coming right towards us! I'm going to grab the American Flag and run, while i leave this poor defensless infant to die because inanimate objects are more important than people.
Me: you hopeless little Piece of Shit!*Nails him to the ground, grabs the baby, and runs*


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