americans
Speaking of an "typical american" is as stupid as speaking of an "typical european", even worse I believe, though most of them have at least one language in common compared to europe with its
dozens of utterly different languages.But nonetheless, regarding my own humble experience, I found most americans
beeing really kind, straight, honest and generous people, and despite these qualities, they can be quite (irritating) modestly too. I believe even behind the "fuck off, leave me alone"-attitude, some of them have, you still may find a big,
bumping heart in the right place. They live, struggle and suffer as we all do, well, probably in a more intense way. A lot of them have managed to create incredible beautiful and touching things like art, literature, music and other amazing or insane stuff while they have been living in the worst nightmare you can't nor you like to imagine at all. You won't find this special kind of strength and creativity very often outside america. Especially their music can tell you a lot about them; if you're open minded and dig deeper.
It's true their culture is quite dominating, from an european point of view, but this is because they're often just freaking good in
what they do, and the "language" they speak is one everyone can understand. Since the U.S., as well as Canada, were founded by people who came or
fled from every
thinkable place of this planet, americans are the sum of all these origins.
Squared. So, from a different view, we're all americans. If you want to see one, just look into a mirror. If you hate them, you probably just hate yourself.Regarding U.S. residents, I hope, wish and pray they get their act together again, that they get over all this
sad shit they suffer from and rise like
a phoenix. Come on. Nobody can smile
like you do, show it to us again. I'm missing it.
americans
by my name is Be but that is taken on Mar 30, 2008 12:54:10
Since I'm American, I'm going to tell you that an American is a person who lives in America. You can't say that 300,000,000 people (and
counting) are all fat, ignorant, car-obsessed,
self-obsessed slobs. There are some people like that, yes, but those people are usually either given a poorly-rated "reality" show or have the shit kicked out of them.
Example:
Me: So which presidential candidate do you think will do the best job?
Some idiot: Well, I'm not registered to vote so
I don't really care and I don't know the issues.
Me: Maybe you should go on the "
Flavor of Love"!
Me: Hey! Let's ride around town in a
shopping cart!
My Friend: Yeah! That sounds fun!
Stereotype: Well, you guys have fun. I'm too fat to fit in a shopping cart and too lazy to push one. I'm going to find a Big Mac and maybe piss off some people on the internet so they'll hate Americans.
Me: ...Dude...
americans
by Jaz'min on Feb 14, 2008 08:31:29
Seriously, people of non-american heritage we're not all like that. Many of us actually hate our president and wish he'd walk into oncoming traffic. WE also believe that this
war with Iraq is pointless and want to put a stop to it. Also, most of the people I grew up with only ate shitty McDonald's because our parents were too poor to buy both good food AND the drugs of their choice. I hope someday that
American POLITICS and some whacked-out-crazy assholes will realize that America isn't the best country in the world. Someday, I'll
leave America to travel to the most beautiful and interesting countries and I hope that I won't be hated (or loved, eek!) for being American.
Example:
non-american: Stupid Americans!
me: W-why? *commence sadness and possible crying* Why can't we all just get along!
Eek! Don't hate me!
I'm nice, really! I like kitties... and skittles.... I always try to remember to turn off the lights when I'm not using it and I hate
littering and... um, DON'T HATE ME!!! Please.
americans
by Hayde on Oct 31, 2007 02:18:12
Americans come in mainly 3 sizes, thin, huge or
supersized huge! their diet mainly consists of supersised Mc Donalds.
Their leader is one of the most idiotic person around, i bet you he dosent even know what day of the week it is!?!
Also they
pump out more pollution then the whole world put together, to be fair if America didnt exist we wouldnt have global warming or
the Iraq war.
Example:
A typical Americans lunch break
"hi, can i have a large
bic mac, with fries and a milkshake"
"only for
20 cent more we can supersize it, but it contain 50% more fat!"
"I have it
supersized! please!"
" I will bring it right over for you."
*he waddles to find a seat*
americans
by fucjkwfl on Jan 23, 2008 07:38:24
People that live in america that have cool accents, but are up themselve faggots, who fucking think there the best and only country in the world, have no fucking idea about other amazing countries such as new zealand, australia or
greece. there cunt of a president starts pointless shitty wars, and then americans say how fucking free they are and how much freedom they have, when thousands of them are dying pointlessly. new zealand is way fucking better than
yous, go
foad.