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an old

a term hipsters use to describe someone over the age of... 30?

Old

by alvit on Jul 07, 2009 18:23:00

"OLD" IS WHEN..... Your sweetheart says, "Let's go upstairs and make love," and you answer, "Darling, I can't do both!"

"OLD" IS WHEN..... Your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you're barefoot.

"OLD" IS WHEN..... A sexy girl takes your fancy and your pacemaker opens the garage door.

"OLD" IS WHEN..... Going topless pulls all the wrinkles out of your face.

"OLD" IS WHEN..... You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long as you don't have to go along with her.

"OLD" IS WHEN..... you are told to slow down by the doctor instead of by the police.

"OLD" IS WHEN..... "Getting lucky" means you find your car in the car park.

"OLD" IS WHEN..... An "all nighter" means not getting up to pee!

Example:
What a drag it is getting old!

Old

by Diggity Monkeez on Mar 06, 2005 00:10:27

1) Aged. Can be referring to something alive or nonliving.

2) Outdated.

3) No longer funny.

Example:
1) My fifth-grade elementary teacher was old when I was in her class, and presumably hasn't gotten any younger since I left.

2) The Nintendo 64 is old, but I still use it more than my GameCube.

3) Jokes about Jim Mora (Sr.) whining about his miserable Colts team aren't old yet, despite the fact that he conducted the infamous press conference more than three years ago.

old

by Wayne Static on May 12, 2005 01:36:39

Old is when its more expensive to buy the candles, than the cake to put it on.

Example:
candles cost $.25 a piece, and you are 60 years old making the total cost of candles $15. the cake costs $4.

olds

by Jonathan K. on Mar 31, 2005 11:05:00

short for Oldsmobile a large american pimp car

Example:
Im crusin in my Olds tonight.

Olded

by H0ffmaster on Apr 29, 2011 12:13:52

Verb. When a message board user posts a reply or creates a thread that contains dated material and the other users scold said user for posting old material, the posting user is said to have been olded off the message board.

Example:
Noob user posts a link to long cat. Message board posters olded him off the board. i.e.
Poster1: OLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Poster2: this is the newest video evar
Poster3: omg old

old

by Anonymous on Nov 08, 2003 12:14:44

that which is not new

Example:
Matrix Revolutions was an old movie.

olde

by BeardedFatass on Jan 09, 2004 05:46:22

(adj) old, used to ascribe an artificial nostalgic value to crap that nobody would otherwise consider purchasing

Example:
The Old Junk Shop almost went out of business until they changed their name to Ye Olde Antique Shoppe.

old

by Flaz on Jan 10, 2006 07:16:20

You begin to be old when people who deliver pizzas are systematically younger than you.

(See young)

Example:
Anyway im even too old to command pizzas by now.

old

by T. Brown on Oct 04, 2007 00:57:34

Something that was said and/or done repeatedly that has been totally played out. Tired. Annoying.

Example:
The past he kept bringing up to my face is gotten real old right about now!

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