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and bacon

The act of using greasy bacon to stimulate the taint, which is also called the "bacon strip," and afterward consuming the bacon as well as orally enjoying the leftover bacon grease and flavor.Also can be used simply with bacon flavored lube which requires less preparation and therefore can be more spur of the moment. However it is ultimately less satisfying for both participants sans bacon.

There's no bacon

by Andrew Brown on Sep 28, 2005 12:04:13

The best answer ever to any question starting with "What's wrong with"

Example:
Person 1: What's wrong with this picture?
Person 2: There's no bacon

Hilarity ensues

Bacon

by SoBsubsidiary> on Aug 25, 2022 09:04:52

What Muslims (and some Jews) can’t eat

Example:
Bacon is good though

Not into bacon

by Bandsandpizza on Nov 29, 2015 01:25:48

Means that you're not into guys.
You prefer girls.
Polite, food related way of saying lesbian.

Example:
"Baby you're mistaken, I'm not into bacon" - The Vamps {I found a girl}

bacon

by Joe Saylor on Jul 20, 2006 14:22:35

n. Delicious strips of juicy, pork heaven. Served often at breakfast with eggs, but perfectly good served alone and at any time of day.

Example:
Joe: "There are only two kinds of people in this world, those who love bacon..."

John: "...and those who love bacon but won't admit it."

Bacon

by CoolDude 1 on Aug 21, 2016 01:29:39

A thick stack of cash

Example:
Person 1: Did you see his wallet?

Person 2: Yeah, that's a lot of bacon!

Baconitis

by chocolateboi1234 on Aug 03, 2016 09:02:38

A disease where someones typing is terrible. It is also transmittable.

Example:
Person1: "gosh i hate beign laet
Person1: "Bieng ltae*"
Person1: bgein late*
Person1: Being*
Person1: "wow that was annoying
Person2: Stop typing you're gonna giev me baconitis

Person2: " Give*" and looks like you alreday gave it to me.
Person2: "-_-"
Person1:"LOL"

Bacon

by Alien Blender on May 22, 2008 03:58:46

The cure for vegeterianism.

Example:
When she decided to become a vegetarian, the doctor prescribed lots and lots of bacon.

Baconated

by Francis de la Bacon on Jul 23, 2010 21:34:10

When one is completely overwhelmed and overcome in all senses, as to leave one in a zombie-like state, thanks to, in particular, a Wendy's Baconator, but essentially any other form of bacon, one is said to have been 'baconated'.

Example:
Holy shit! Jim just ate that whole Baconator in two minutes! Just look at him now; he cannot move, speak, and likely cannot even think! He's so totally baconated.

Bacon

by JewC on May 18, 2008 05:36:43

1.quite possibly the greatest thing ever conceived by mankind and is frequently called the tastiest thing around
it can be eaten (devoured) with everything
and in some cultures is used as a mating ritual

Example:
"the only reason i get up the morning and go to sleep at night is bacon"

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