apostles

A member of the 12 Apostles.B - BartholomewA - AndrewP - Peter, PhillipT - Thomas, ThaddeusJ - James the great, James the less, John, JudasS - SimonM - Matthew, Matthias(who later replaced Judas)



apostlitis
An acute condition that causes a sudden need to correct others and convince them of your moral superiority. Most commonly occurs in people who are convinced that their moral standards are absolute.
A person who sees themselves as a moral police officer... a moral apostle.
Example:
Someone makes a joke about something considered politically correct in the western world. A person affected by apostlitis will become enraged and launch into a tirade about how "wrong" this joke is.


Apostle
Someone who is affiliated to 12 Apostles (www.12-apostles.com) either by providing funding or supplying news on rock, roll and religious matters. All apostles have an additional signifyer relating to their geographic location.
Example:
Bow Apostle was discussing with Bondi Apostle about the bodacious story that Lancashire Apostle had posted on Peter Saville and Jacques Derrida.


Apostle
The small furry animals referred to in the title of the Pink Floyd tune 'Several Species of Small Furry Animals Gathered Together in a Cave and Grooving With a Pict'
Example:
"What button do I press to play the Apostle song again, dude?"


The Apostle of Payback
The Apostle of Payback — the sobriquet of Vladimir Putin given by Bill Burns, CIA boss.

When asked if Putin ever forgave anyone, Burns famously replied: “Yes, but not of everything.”

Many people who have opposed or humiliated Putin have died under “mysterious circumstance”.

The latest “fatality” is Wagner Group Leader Yevegney Prigozhin. On August 23rd 2023 a plane Prigozhin was on “fell out of the sky” killing everyone on board.

Revenge is a dish best served.

Period.

And, revenge is a dish best served ice cold.

Prigozhin’s plane “fell out of the sky” two months to the day from when he marched on Moscow in an apparent protest of the way the Ukrainian conflict was going. It was humiliating to Putin and the world took notice.

But, exactly two months later Putin said both “hold my vodka” and “ALLOW ME TO RETORT MOTHERFUCKER!!!!”

Game. Set. Match. Putin.

For now.
Example:
Vladimir Putin is the The Apostle of Payback; he may forgive; but, he never forgets. The man is like a Black Parent!!!!!


Apostle Force Ones
Any type of sandals worn by males between 18 and 30 which are usually accompanied by a seashell necklace and or a billabong shirt and excessive use of the word "dude"
Example:
Look at Skyler over there in his apostle force ones and his seeshell necklace, lets go make fun of him cause hes a loser.


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