app

Shortened form of 'application.' Popularized by Apple Computers Inc. with the introduction of the iPhone. Mainly implemented because the majority of the Apple userbase is too retarded to even be able to use two mouse buttons, let alone pronounce a four syllable word.



app
Abbreviated form of "application", a type of software program that typically interacts with the end user, such as a calender program or a chat program. Applications differ from lower-level software programs such as device drivers which are mostly invisible to the user.

Since the late-2000s, the term "app" has been bastardized by Apple and other Apple wannabes to specifically mean a software program that you can buy at the "App Store" or variations thereof. In fact "applications" have been freely available online since the advent of the Internet and this concept is completely foreign to the majority of "app" buyers.
Example:
Jimmy: "check out this social app I bought from the app store yesterday!"

Jason: *smacks Jimmy's iPhone out of his hands*, "I do the same thing, for free, from this program called a web browser"


app
v. to make someone into an app due to their usefulness, knowledge or other qualities. A complimentary term to praise one's skills.
Example:
I wish I could app you and have you there for the long-haul.


app
To app is to appreciate something, usually an extremely witty pun or a great joke. It is short for appreciate, but it is awkward for one to say, "I appreciate that" after every witty thing someone says. Extreme apps can be applied, for example, jokes about the decline and fall of the Roman Empire should be apped times a million.
Example:
"Insert something suttle or witty here"
"LOL! I app that times a million!!!"


for the app
When you do something that is unnecessary, but will benefit you in the long run by being able to put it on your college application. This includes creating and joining clubs, as well as doing things for teachers to get better grades.
Example:
Mr. Mahany told the class to turn off the lights in the classroom, so I stood up and sprinted to turn off the lights and yelled, "For the app!"


there's no App for that
A phrase to describe a problem or situation that is simply insurmountable, and for those challenges in life where your iPhone just isn't coming through for you.
Example:
Gordon Brown: "Erm, Alastair, how are we going to fix the UK economy or win the May election?"
Alastair Darling: "There's no App for that. But how's about I use UrbanSpoon and find us a cosy little Chinese restaurant for a bite of dinner?"


Latest Searches

key your car, bratty, decisions, neuter, mini bus, Lei, hayati, hard times, lower, I see, cinema, madness, Attack on Titan, toe thumbs, work art, Southerners, KWA, spanish, liquid, coke addict, Arkin, Paper Bag, Nah bruh, homey, things, 9-year-old, oppisite, miraculous, casually, Panni, id, breaking up, Phuket, Thailand, astro, mm, ncd, Insert, restaurant, pissing, George, dirty hippie, crochet, a Glen, disapproval, premier, good luck, STONKS, sloth, a wee bit, big boobs, Woah, rawnie, my trap, what you doing, BROWN NOSE, bdsm, Poindexter, skills, men, relax, truely, beat, unlimited, the sledgehammer, Mel, issue, milf, bitch-ass, normal, Unreal, insult, GS, gods work, lair, beagle, lifting, get together, hith, FAQ, The Hand, bestest, inhaling, jet ski, KKK, imagination, guantes, toyota 86, boarding, pimp stick, iva, Juneteenth, Azza, warn, Jason derulo, m4l, outstanding, sabeekah, Williams, pulsating, gargled, pretty girl, scrim, Dat Shit, nerdy, wheelbarrel, Rape me, a burden, Naur, wa, huge, Meaning, fet, carrier, fur-burger, name taken, munging, 18, fortnight, pat, grammar, tis, Gen, blunts, dressed, lemon pepper, smiley face, the 25, sword, wop, history, trollface, Cheeky bugger, class c, down syndrome, Half a Fag, Bounty, forecast, half naked, appealing, Harry Potter, ketchup dick, daddy issues, allahthemoonboy, palette, Coupe, this love, cock, Records, Images, fanny batter, finally, year, H-Core, sexy body, Mignon, genre, Andy Kwak, brother, basic, remtard, downfall, camping, slyly, headass, lounge, resin, devil, born again, tea, i love it, æ, showbiz, get you, Cargo train, dig, painful, need to, matter, bragging, fadora, asleep, shout out, sf, tec, claim, something AWFUL, Daytons, Troggo, John Tesh, fake, Lampin, pickle, panoramic, Bernice, angry black man, lyric, amongus, great guy, Titans, mackenzeigh, app, key your car, bratty, decisions, neuter, mini bus, Lei, hayati, hard times, lower, I see, cinema, madness, Attack on Titan, toe thumbs, work art, Southerners, KWA, spanish, liquid, coke addict, Arkin, Paper Bag, Nah bruh, homey, things, 9-year-old, oppisite, miraculous, casually, Panni, id, breaking up, Phuket, Thailand, astro, mm, ncd, Insert, restaurant, pissing, George, dirty hippie, crochet, a Glen, disapproval, premier, good luck, STONKS, sloth, a wee bit, big boobs, Woah, rawnie, my trap, what you doing, BROWN NOSE, bdsm, Poindexter, skills, men, relax, truely, beat, unlimited, the sledgehammer, Mel, issue, milf, bitch-ass, normal, Unreal, insult, GS, gods work, lair, beagle, lifting, get together, hith, FAQ, The Hand, bestest, inhaling, jet ski, KKK, imagination, guantes, toyota 86, boarding, pimp stick, iva, Juneteenth, Azza, warn, Jason derulo, m4l, outstanding, sabeekah, Williams, pulsating, gargled, pretty girl, scrim, Dat Shit, nerdy, wheelbarrel, Rape me, a burden, Naur, wa, huge, Meaning, fet, carrier, fur-burger, name taken, munging, 18, fortnight, pat, grammar, tis, Gen, blunts, dressed, lemon pepper, smiley face, the 25, sword, wop, history, trollface, Cheeky bugger, class c, down syndrome, Half a Fag, Bounty, forecast, half naked, appealing, Harry Potter, ketchup dick, daddy issues, allahthemoonboy, palette, Coupe, this love, cock, Records, Images, fanny batter, finally, year, H-Core, sexy body, Mignon, genre, Andy Kwak, brother, basic, remtard, downfall, camping, slyly, headass, lounge, resin, devil, born again, tea, i love it, æ, showbiz, get you, Cargo train, dig, painful, need to, matter, bragging, fadora, asleep, shout out, sf, tec, claim, something AWFUL, Daytons, Troggo, John Tesh, fake, Lampin, pickle, panoramic, Bernice, angry black man, lyric, amongus, great guy, Titans,
×

Our website is made possible by displaying online advertisements to our visitors.
Please consider supporting us by disabling your ad blocker.


I have disabled the ad blocker! Show me how!