app

Shortened form of 'application.' Popularized by Apple Computers Inc. with the introduction of the iPhone. Mainly implemented because the majority of the Apple userbase is too retarded to even be able to use two mouse buttons, let alone pronounce a four syllable word.



app
Abbreviated form of "application", a type of software program that typically interacts with the end user, such as a calender program or a chat program. Applications differ from lower-level software programs such as device drivers which are mostly invisible to the user.

Since the late-2000s, the term "app" has been bastardized by Apple and other Apple wannabes to specifically mean a software program that you can buy at the "App Store" or variations thereof. In fact "applications" have been freely available online since the advent of the Internet and this concept is completely foreign to the majority of "app" buyers.
Example:
Jimmy: "check out this social app I bought from the app store yesterday!"

Jason: *smacks Jimmy's iPhone out of his hands*, "I do the same thing, for free, from this program called a web browser"


app
To app is to appreciate something, usually an extremely witty pun or a great joke. It is short for appreciate, but it is awkward for one to say, "I appreciate that" after every witty thing someone says. Extreme apps can be applied, for example, jokes about the decline and fall of the Roman Empire should be apped times a million.
Example:
"Insert something suttle or witty here"
"LOL! I app that times a million!!!"


for the app
When you do something that is unnecessary, but will benefit you in the long run by being able to put it on your college application. This includes creating and joining clubs, as well as doing things for teachers to get better grades.
Example:
Mr. Mahany told the class to turn off the lights in the classroom, so I stood up and sprinted to turn off the lights and yelled, "For the app!"


the apps
The Apps” refers to dating applications such as Tinder, Plenty of Fish or Bumble. It’s used when a person is using more than one dating application.
Example:
“How’s the love life going?”
Not really good, I’m not on any of the apps right now.”


There's an app for that
A phrase used in response to someone else's problems.
Example:
Tim: "My wife just left me"
Joe: "There's an app for that"

Justin: "My nipples are cold!"
Peter: "There's an app for that"

John: "Either my boss was hitting on me, or I just got fired. I can't really be sure of which."
Carl: "There's an app for that"

Sara: "OMG look at this huge zit!"
Lisa: "There's an app for that."

Jane: "Is that a guy or a girl? I can't tell."
Sally: "There's an app for that."


there's no App for that
A phrase to describe a problem or situation that is simply insurmountable, and for those challenges in life where your iPhone just isn't coming through for you.
Example:
Gordon Brown: "Erm, Alastair, how are we going to fix the UK economy or win the May election?"
Alastair Darling: "There's no App for that. But how's about I use UrbanSpoon and find us a cosy little Chinese restaurant for a bite of dinner?"


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