apparatus

Another word for a bong, pipe, or papers to smoke weed.



apparatus
A geeky or nerdy word for tool / gear.
Example:
Patrick: That smart guy has his apparatus beside him.
Nicholas: That is Samuel's D&D box set.


apparatus
Example:
hey! they used an apparatus!


Redneck Apparatus
A large assemblage of shit located in the yard of someone suspected of being a redneck (see white trash). Specifically, outdated or otherwise useless mechanical contraptions associated with being a hick and/or the killing and skinning of deer, relocating of one's mobile home, etc.
Example:
"Holy shit did you see that redneck apparatus?"

"It's a good thing this trailer park doesn't have regulations on redneck apparatus, or I wouldn't be able to keep that old refrigerator tied to a 1988 Ford Festiva that I use to skin deer in the front yard."


Status Apparatus
N. The intended effects of a group of insecure people who all set their facebook statuses about the same lame event or about each other in an attempt to look awesome or exclusive.
Example:
"Did you see John's, Paul's, George's, and Ringo's statuses about how much fun they had at the roller derby? I wish I was cool enough to get invited to go with them sometime."-Ben

"Don't wish that. It's all just a status apparatus. They're really just a group of four lonely guys who get together and try to rollerskate their lonliness away."--Ken


Latest Searches

safety, Stuborn, Polite, grip, ruthless, cashier, MERCH, debut, Verizon, MatPat Effect, Danny Evans, archive, nonsense, hangs, detention, grubbage, we are ONE, cult, break the barrier, Sam Jones, Infinition, evolving, sexually, Greeks, hard liquor, A disappointment, beer belly, left hanging, fills, The Dicks, ottoman, dog town, alc, palm job, The processing, Birthe, not at all, Tracksuit, ancient, jalama, Cobie Smulders, a pig, The alc, dueche nozzle, lengthy, E Girl, Thinks, Uggg, Any questions, pollocks, Greek people, darion, indish, easierly, TENSION, eat cheese, Brood War, Get in, Armpit, somthing, niller, Catie, desperate girls, Learning Center, Guy 2, DIE NOW, undue, tufts, burley, Grand, deal, I gotta go, Blatant, Stryper, oxygen, x_X, my mom, eskimo kiss, I eat, FROWNED, European car, Hausa, Faith, PUNK BITCH, The rider, fixed, Rental, Sort man out, natives, Kimani, Philly Cheese Stick, content, Call the cops, kickers, wanna chill, JINXED, exhibition, SECTS, Sox, Westchester, pebis, weapon x, Kindergarten, Lafitte, and shit, Gimmie Dats, two hands, fix my car, your one, N64, scruffy, American League, view, Filipinos, bureaucracy, turn your back, Munch, raising up, pomme de terre, Jack Manifold, outcome, check up, GB, Foreboding, Butter and Jelly, Slap-Ass month, racist republican, a good FRIEND, siege pill, natural instinct, Kinloch, black listed, for crying out loud, ut, June 14th, COUP, befuddle, Let Me Down, lovely ladies, lost the game, IIm, teeters, way earlier, sawed, olds, DUNN, quinine, Ah yeah, screw them, Crayola crayons, Frozen burrito, 10 second cars, fart, Cedar, bravado, not sure, fuck you up, the 4, fucked yo bitch, a basketball, wash up, Arcane, versa, two tone, 10 minutes, Anaconda, held, TORY, writting, Fogged up, Plowing, Signora, fallen off her bike, zzz, the Grizz, Fun, Europe, natural gas exchange, EL PRESADOR, Greece, Apple fanboy, Thad, mya, Flux, they live, sellout, Gerrard, patd boardies, Moi Moi effect, ant, militarism, existed, TN, get with the program, Aristotle, abstract, interchangeable, Cladded, Box head, Suck Your Soul, apparatus, safety, Stuborn, Polite, grip, ruthless, cashier, MERCH, debut, Verizon, MatPat Effect, Danny Evans, archive, nonsense, hangs, detention, grubbage, we are ONE, cult, break the barrier, Sam Jones, Infinition, evolving, sexually, Greeks, hard liquor, A disappointment, beer belly, left hanging, fills, The Dicks, ottoman, dog town, alc, palm job, The processing, Birthe, not at all, Tracksuit, ancient, jalama, Cobie Smulders, a pig, The alc, dueche nozzle, lengthy, E Girl, Thinks, Uggg, Any questions, pollocks, Greek people, darion, indish, easierly, TENSION, eat cheese, Brood War, Get in, Armpit, somthing, niller, Catie, desperate girls, Learning Center, Guy 2, DIE NOW, undue, tufts, burley, Grand, deal, I gotta go, Blatant, Stryper, oxygen, x_X, my mom, eskimo kiss, I eat, FROWNED, European car, Hausa, Faith, PUNK BITCH, The rider, fixed, Rental, Sort man out, natives, Kimani, Philly Cheese Stick, content, Call the cops, kickers, wanna chill, JINXED, exhibition, SECTS, Sox, Westchester, pebis, weapon x, Kindergarten, Lafitte, and shit, Gimmie Dats, two hands, fix my car, your one, N64, scruffy, American League, view, Filipinos, bureaucracy, turn your back, Munch, raising up, pomme de terre, Jack Manifold, outcome, check up, GB, Foreboding, Butter and Jelly, Slap-Ass month, racist republican, a good FRIEND, siege pill, natural instinct, Kinloch, black listed, for crying out loud, ut, June 14th, COUP, befuddle, Let Me Down, lovely ladies, lost the game, IIm, teeters, way earlier, sawed, olds, DUNN, quinine, Ah yeah, screw them, Crayola crayons, Frozen burrito, 10 second cars, fart, Cedar, bravado, not sure, fuck you up, the 4, fucked yo bitch, a basketball, wash up, Arcane, versa, two tone, 10 minutes, Anaconda, held, TORY, writting, Fogged up, Plowing, Signora, fallen off her bike, zzz, the Grizz, Fun, Europe, natural gas exchange, EL PRESADOR, Greece, Apple fanboy, Thad, mya, Flux, they live, sellout, Gerrard, patd boardies, Moi Moi effect, ant, militarism, existed, TN, get with the program, Aristotle, abstract, interchangeable, Cladded, Box head,
×

Our website is made possible by displaying online advertisements to our visitors.
Please consider supporting us by disabling your ad blocker.


I have disabled the ad blocker! Show me how!