ass bread
A long, sticky gooey crap that takes forever to get out of you anus and requires about half a roll of toilet paper to wipe up afterwards (in may even require a re-wipe later). It has the consistency and texture of Play-Doh being pumped out of that extruder thing-a-ma-jig.
Ass bread makes you want to never take a shit again. Ass bread is the antithesis of
Ass Nuggets and
Ass Potatoes.