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ass flap

butt opening on onesie commonly used for easy access

ass flap

by BentBackTulips on Aug 21, 2007 07:28:25

A piece of cloth (usually a dark color, most likely black) with a logo or picture of a band on it that hangs over a "punk" persons ass, therefore supposedly showing their undying gratitude for the band. Can also be worn over frontal region, in which it is called a "cock flap", even on females.

Example:
1Dude, look at that wannabe punk rocker! He's wearing an ass flap!
2Yeah, and a cock flap too!
1What a tard.

Ass Flap

by OTJdog on Mar 27, 2017 11:10:27

A hole located in the backside of the boxers of an individual who puts his/her boxers on backwards

Example:
*group enters hot tub*

Friend 1: "Look at this clown! He put his boxers on backwards!"
Friend 2: "Would'ya look at that! I've got an ass flap!"

Ass flap

by TedZeppelin on Mar 03, 2007 05:04:26

When a rogue bit of toilet roll gets stuck to your sphincter during wiping.

Example:
It was a textbook turd until I snagged an ass flap.

Ass flap

by 1911a1 on Jul 07, 2006 04:55:57

1. the small growth of skin that occassionally covers the anus of newborn children. Such growth is customarily removed and discarded. 2. someone who is disgustingly useless.

Example:
"Get off the couch and take out the garbage you ass flap!"

Ass-flap

by UberCyberBeast on Jul 11, 2008 08:43:20

A tag of skin on the anus sometimes left behind by a resolved ass-grape.

Example:
Her ass-flap was a sign that she was predisposed to ass-grapes, but I sodomized her anyway.

ass flaps

by andyfellovernet on Oct 29, 2003 05:01:53

The skin that causes the sound of a fart located on the anus.

Example:
That sucks ass flaps.

Flapped Ass

by thatoneguywhosaysstuff on Feb 24, 2011 08:15:13

Similar to cleft lip, flapped ass is a chronic condition in which either of the two glutei maximi (buttcheeks) recedes to form a significant gap, aside from the gluteal cleft (buttcrack).

Example:
1. "1 in 3 children have been diagnosed with flapped ass. For 15 cents you can save a child's ability to sit in a non-tilted position."
-"ROFL"

2. "Yo why is my right butt cheek so much bigger than the other?"

- "HA YOU HAVE FLAPPED ASS"

flap ass

by Holycrapthisisawesome on Jun 21, 2007 10:48:38

A woman in a bathing suit who has an extra flap of skin over her ass. It is most disturbing when she bends over. No one knows how it got there, but there it is, a flap of skin right over her ass.

Example:
John: Did you see that woman's ass?
Sara: Holy cow, she has a flap ass.

mud-flap ass

by Mudflap crab on Nov 26, 2022 11:32:15

When her ass phat but it ain't got no shape. Just long and wide with no atmosphere.

Example:
Damn Breanna got a mud-flap ass, a real dumper

Yeah, too bad it doesn't have any shape

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